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    贴子一览 鸡一屁股坐地上了 (新回复在最前,最多列出 6 个)  [列出所有回复]
    笑比哭好 发表于: 2021/08/20 07:28pm
    就是GDP下降的意思。
     
    临公子 发表于: 2021/08/19 10:04pm
    <section style="margin-right: auto;margin-left: auto;max-width: 100%;text-align: center;font-size: 16px;font-weight: 700;line-height: 45px;color: rgb(255, 255, 255);box-sizing: border-box !important;overflow-wrap: break-word !important;"><p style="margin-top: 5px;max-width: 100%;min-height: 1em;border-width: 0px;border-style: initial;border-color: initial;margin-bottom: 25px;box-sizing: border-box !important;overflow-wrap: break-word !important;"><span style="font-size: 18px;">01</span></p></section></section></article></section></section></section></section></section></section></section></section></section></article></section></section></section></section></section></section></section></h1><p style="margin: 25px 16px;max-width: 100%;min-height: 1em;font-size: 16px;white-space: normal;letter-spacing: 0.544px;border-width: 0px;border-style: initial;border-color: initial;counter-reset: list-1 0 list-2 0 list-3 0 list-4 0 list-5 0 list-6 0 list-7 0 list-8 0 list-9 0;color: rgb(25, 25, 25);font-family: &quot;PingFang SC&quot;, Arial, 微软雅黑, 宋体, simsun, sans-serif;text-align: left;background-color: rgb(255, 255, 255);line-height: 2em;box-sizing: border-box !important;overflow-wrap: break-word !important;"><span style="max-width: 100%;letter-spacing: 2px;border-width: 0px;border-style: initial;border-color: initial;color: rgb(42, 42, 42);font-size: 18px;box-sizing: border-box !important;overflow-wrap: break-word !important;">笑死我了—— 鸡一屁股坐地上了:<br style="max-width: 100%;box-sizing: border-box !important;overflow-wrap: break-word !important;"  /></span></p><p style="margin: 0.63em 16px 25px;max-width: 100%;font-size: 16px;white-space: normal;letter-spacing: 0.544px;border-width: 0px;border-style: initial;border-color: initial;counter-reset: list-1 0 list-2 0 list-3 0 list-4 0 list-5 0 list-6 0 list-7 0 list-8 0 list-9 0;color: rgb(25, 25, 25);font-family: &quot;PingFang SC&quot;, Arial, 微软雅黑, 宋体, simsun, sans-serif;text-align: left;background-color: rgb(255, 255, 255);line-height: 2em;box-sizing: border-box !important;overflow-wrap: break-word !important;"><span style="max-width: 100%;border-width: 0px;border-style: initial;border-color: initial;letter-spacing: 2px;color: rgb(42, 42, 42);font-size: 18px;box-sizing: border-box !important;overflow-wrap: break-word !important;">一土豪朋友没读过书,生意却做的相当的大,我一直很好奇。今天去拜访他,终于找到了答案!</span></p><p style="margin: 0.63em 16px 25px;max-width: 100%;font-size: 16px;white-space: normal;letter-spacing: 0.544px;border-width: 0px;border-style: initial;border-color: initial;counter-reset: list-1 0 list-2 0 list-3 0 list-4 0 list-5 0 list-6 0 list-7 0 list-8 0 list-9 0;color: rgb(25, 25, 25);font-family: &quot;PingFang SC&quot;, Arial, 微软雅黑, 宋体, simsun, sans-serif;text-align: left;background-color: rgb(255, 255, 255);line-height: 2em;box-sizing: border-box !important;overflow-wrap: break-word !important;"><span style="max-width: 100%;border-width: 0px;border-style: initial;border-color: initial;letter-spacing: 2px;color: rgb(42, 42, 42);font-size: 18px;box-sizing: border-box !important;overflow-wrap: break-word !important;">他儿子在做作业,有道题不会,叫我们帮忙!题目是:鸡和兔共15只,共有40只脚,鸡和兔各几只?我答:“设鸡的数量为X,兔的数量为Y”……我还没算出答案,朋友已给出了答案!</span></p><p style="margin: 0.63em 16px 25px;max-width: 100%;font-size: 16px;white-space: normal;letter-spacing: 0.544px;border-width: 0px;border-style: initial;border-color: initial;counter-reset: list-1 0 list-2 0 list-3 0 list-4 0 list-5 0 list-6 0 list-7 0 list-8 0 list-9 0;color: rgb(25, 25, 25);font-family: &quot;PingFang SC&quot;, Arial, 微软雅黑, 宋体, simsun, sans-serif;text-align: left;background-color: rgb(255, 255, 255);line-height: 2em;box-sizing: border-box !important;overflow-wrap: break-word !important;"><span style="max-width: 100%;border-width: 0px;border-style: initial;border-color: initial;letter-spacing: 2px;color: rgb(42, 42, 42);font-size: 18px;box-sizing: border-box !important;overflow-wrap: break-word !important;">他说你们这些念过书的人不残废才怪呢,他的算法是:</span></p><p style="margin: 0.63em 16px 25px;max-width: 100%;font-size: 16px;white-space: normal;letter-spacing: 0.544px;border-width: 0px;border-style: initial;border-color: initial;counter-reset: list-1 0 list-2 0 list-3 0 list-4 0 list-5 0 list-6 0 list-7 0 list-8 0 list-9 0;color: rgb(25, 25, 25);font-family: &quot;PingFang SC&quot;, Arial, 微软雅黑, 宋体, simsun, sans-serif;text-align: left;background-color: rgb(255, 255, 255);line-height: 2em;box-sizing: border-box !important;overflow-wrap: break-word !important;"><span style="max-width: 100%;letter-spacing: 2px;border-width: 0px;border-style: initial;border-color: initial;color: rgb(42, 42, 42);font-size: 18px;box-sizing: border-box !important;overflow-wrap: break-word !important;">假设鸡和兔都训练有素,吹一声哨,抬起一只脚,40-15=25。再吹哨,又抬起一只脚,25-15=10,这时鸡都一屁股坐地上了,兔子还两只脚立着。所以,兔子有10÷2=5只,鸡有15-5=10只。所以他儿子数学总考第一。</span></p><p style="margin: 0.63em 16px 25px;max-width: 100%;font-size: 16px;white-space: normal;letter-spacing: 0.544px;border-width: 0px;border-style: initial;border-color: initial;counter-reset: list-1 0 list-2 0 list-3 0 list-4 0 list-5 0 list-6 0 list-7 0 list-8 0 list-9 0;color: rgb(25, 25, 25);font-family: &quot;PingFang SC&quot;, Arial, 微软雅黑, 宋体, simsun, sans-serif;text-align: left;background-color: rgb(255, 255, 255);line-height: 2em;box-sizing: border-box !important;overflow-wrap: break-word !important;"><span style="max-width: 100%;font-weight: 700;border-width: 0px;border-style: initial;border-color: initial;letter-spacing: 2px;color: rgb(42, 42, 42);font-size: 18px;box-sizing: border-box !important;overflow-wrap: break-word !important;">这种算法,让奥数老师们情何以堪!只能感慨学习不能读死书啊!不然拼不过土豪呀。</span></p><h1 style="margin-bottom: 0.5em;color: rgba(0, 0, 0, 0.85);max-width: 100%;font-family: -apple-system-font, BlinkMacSystemFont, &quot;Helvetica Neue&quot;, &quot;PingFang SC&quot;, &quot;Hiragino Sans GB&quot;, &quot;Microsoft YaHei UI&quot;, &quot;Microsoft YaHei&quot;, Arial, sans-serif;white-space: normal;letter-spacing: 0.544px;background-color: rgb(255, 255, 255);box-sizing: border-box !important;overflow-wrap: break-word !important;"><section data-tools="135编辑器" data-id="90386" data-color="rgb(216, 40, 33)" style="max-width: 100%;letter-spacing: 0.544px;box-sizing: border-box !important;overflow-wrap: break-word !important;"><section data-width="100%" style="max-width: 100%;box-sizing: border-box !important;overflow-wrap: break-word !important;"><section style="max-width: 100%;box-sizing: border-box !important;overflow-wrap: break-word !important;"><section data-role="outer" label="Powered by 135editor.com" style="max-width: 100%;box-sizing: border-box !important;overflow-wrap: break-word !important;"><section data-mpa-template="t" mpa-paragraph-type="ignored" style="max-width: 100%;box-sizing: border-box !important;overflow-wrap: break-word !important;"><section data-mpa-template="t" mpa-paragraph-type="ignored" style="max-width: 100%;box-sizing: border-box !important;overflow-wrap: break-word !important;"><section data-author="Wxeditor" 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style="margin-right: auto;margin-left: auto;max-width: 100%;width: 45px;height: 45px;background-image: url(&quot;https://mmbiz.qpic.cn/mmbiz_gif/v4vz52CcB13JzTTXXg3mC439fK28gxRKDGnzLBX1Rm1yvuZYaVibibFLKzjw28tc48iayicA2r0TE0gF98zAZsJnDQ/640?wx_fmt=gif&quot;);background-size: 100%;background-repeat: no-repeat;box-sizing: border-box !important;overflow-wrap: break-word !important;"><section style="margin-right: auto;margin-left: auto;max-width: 100%;text-align: center;font-size: 16px;font-weight: 700;line-height: 45px;color: rgb(255, 255, 255);box-sizing: border-box !important;overflow-wrap: break-word !important;"><p style="margin-top: 5px;max-width: 100%;min-height: 1em;border-width: 0px;border-style: initial;border-color: initial;margin-bottom: 25px;box-sizing: border-box !important;overflow-wrap: break-word !important;"><span style="font-size: 18px;">02</span></p></section></section></article></section></section></section></section></section></section></section></section></section></article></section></section></section></section></section></section></section></h1><p style="margin: 25px 16px;max-width: 100%;min-height: 1em;font-size: 16px;white-space: normal;letter-spacing: 0.544px;border-width: 0px;border-style: initial;border-color: initial;counter-reset: list-1 0 list-2 0 list-3 0 list-4 0 list-5 0 list-6 0 list-7 0 list-8 0 list-9 0;color: rgb(25, 25, 25);font-family: &quot;PingFang SC&quot;, Arial, 微软雅黑, 宋体, simsun, sans-serif;text-align: left;background-color: rgb(255, 255, 255);line-height: 2em;box-sizing: border-box !important;overflow-wrap: break-word !important;"><span style="max-width: 100%;letter-spacing: 2px;border-width: 0px;border-style: initial;border-color: initial;color: rgb(42, 42, 42);font-size: 18px;box-sizing: border-box !important;overflow-wrap: break-word !important;">古时候打劫是这样的:“此山是我开, 此树是我栽。要想从此过, 留下买路财!” 这语言多么粗鲁野蛮!</span></p><p style="margin: 0.63em 16px 25px;max-width: 100%;font-size: 16px;white-space: normal;letter-spacing: 0.544px;border-width: 0px;border-style: initial;border-color: initial;counter-reset: list-1 0 list-2 0 list-3 0 list-4 0 list-5 0 list-6 0 list-7 0 list-8 0 list-9 0;color: rgb(25, 25, 25);font-family: &quot;PingFang SC&quot;, Arial, 微软雅黑, 宋体, simsun, sans-serif;text-align: left;background-color: rgb(255, 255, 255);line-height: 2em;box-sizing: border-box !important;overflow-wrap: break-word !important;"><span style="max-width: 100%;letter-spacing: 2px;border-width: 0px;border-style: initial;border-color: initial;color: rgb(42, 42, 42);font-size: 18px;box-sizing: border-box !important;overflow-wrap: break-word !important;">经过上千年的文明洗礼,到了现代社会,语言变得文明贴心:“前方500米收费站,请减速慢行,停车请领卡,请缴费,谢谢合作!祝您出行平安……”</span></p><p style="margin: 0.63em 16px 25px;max-width: 100%;font-size: 16px;white-space: normal;letter-spacing: 0.544px;border-width: 0px;border-style: initial;border-color: initial;counter-reset: list-1 0 list-2 0 list-3 0 list-4 0 list-5 0 list-6 0 list-7 0 list-8 0 list-9 0;color: rgb(25, 25, 25);font-family: &quot;PingFang SC&quot;, Arial, 微软雅黑, 宋体, simsun, sans-serif;text-align: left;background-color: rgb(255, 255, 255);line-height: 2em;box-sizing: border-box !important;overflow-wrap: break-word !important;"><span style="max-width: 100%;font-weight: 700;border-width: 0px;border-style: initial;border-color: initial;letter-spacing: 2px;color: rgb(123, 12, 0);font-size: 18px;box-sizing: border-box !important;overflow-wrap: break-word !important;">多么的文明有礼貌啊!事实告诉我们:流氓不可怕,就怕流氓有文化!</span></p><p style="margin: 0.63em 8px 25px;max-width: 100%;min-height: 1em;font-size: 16px;white-space: normal;letter-spacing: 0.544px;border-width: 0px;border-style: initial;border-color: initial;counter-reset: list-1 0 list-2 0 list-3 0 list-4 0 list-5 0 list-6 0 list-7 0 list-8 0 list-9 0;color: rgb(25, 25, 25);font-family: &quot;PingFang SC&quot;, Arial, 微软雅黑, 宋体, simsun, sans-serif;text-align: left;background-color: rgb(255, 255, 255);line-height: 2em;box-sizing: border-box !important;overflow-wrap: break-word !important;"><br  /></p><h1 style="margin-bottom: 0.5em;color: rgba(0, 0, 0, 0.85);max-width: 100%;font-family: -apple-system-font, BlinkMacSystemFont, &quot;Helvetica Neue&quot;, &quot;PingFang SC&quot;, &quot;Hiragino Sans GB&quot;, &quot;Microsoft YaHei UI&quot;, &quot;Microsoft YaHei&quot;, Arial, sans-serif;white-space: normal;letter-spacing: 0.544px;background-color: rgb(255, 255, 255);box-sizing: border-box !important;overflow-wrap: break-word !important;"><section data-tools="135编辑器" data-id="90386" data-color="rgb(216, 40, 33)" style="max-width: 100%;letter-spacing: 0.544px;box-sizing: border-box !important;overflow-wrap: break-word !important;"><section data-width="100%" style="max-width: 100%;box-sizing: border-box !important;overflow-wrap: break-word !important;"><section style="max-width: 100%;box-sizing: border-box 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auto;max-width: 100%;text-align: center;font-size: 16px;font-weight: 700;line-height: 45px;color: rgb(255, 255, 255);box-sizing: border-box !important;overflow-wrap: break-word !important;"><p style="margin-top: 5px;max-width: 100%;min-height: 1em;border-width: 0px;border-style: initial;border-color: initial;margin-bottom: 25px;box-sizing: border-box !important;overflow-wrap: break-word !important;"><span style="font-size: 18px;">03</span></p></section></section></article></section></section></section></section></section></section></section></section></section></article></section></section></section></section></section></section></section></h1><p style="margin: 25px 16px;max-width: 100%;min-height: 1em;font-size: 16px;white-space: normal;letter-spacing: 0.544px;border-width: 0px;border-style: initial;border-color: initial;counter-reset: list-1 0 list-2 0 list-3 0 list-4 0 list-5 0 list-6 0 list-7 0 list-8 0 list-9 0;color: rgb(25, 25, 25);font-family: &quot;PingFang SC&quot;, Arial, 微软雅黑, 宋体, simsun, sans-serif;text-align: left;background-color: rgb(255, 255, 255);line-height: 2em;box-sizing: border-box !important;overflow-wrap: break-word !important;"><span style="max-width: 100%;border-width: 0px;border-style: initial;border-color: initial;letter-spacing: 2px;color: rgb(42, 42, 42);font-size: 18px;box-sizing: border-box !important;overflow-wrap: break-word !important;">一老头在公园打太极拳,一招一式很有力道。</span></p><p style="margin: 0.63em 16px 25px;max-width: 100%;font-size: 16px;white-space: normal;letter-spacing: 0.544px;border-width: 0px;border-style: initial;border-color: initial;counter-reset: list-1 0 list-2 0 list-3 0 list-4 0 list-5 0 list-6 0 list-7 0 list-8 0 list-9 0;color: rgb(25, 25, 25);font-family: &quot;PingFang SC&quot;, Arial, 微软雅黑, 宋体, simsun, sans-serif;text-align: left;background-color: rgb(255, 255, 255);line-height: 2em;box-sizing: border-box !important;overflow-wrap: break-word !important;"><span style="max-width: 100%;border-width: 0px;border-style: initial;border-color: initial;letter-spacing: 2px;color: rgb(42, 42, 42);font-size: 18px;box-sizing: border-box !important;overflow-wrap: break-word !important;">一个年轻人见了羡慕不已:“大爷功夫这么好,怎么练的?”</span></p><p style="margin: 0.63em 16px 25px;max-width: 100%;font-size: 16px;white-space: normal;letter-spacing: 0.544px;border-width: 0px;border-style: initial;border-color: initial;counter-reset: list-1 0 list-2 0 list-3 0 list-4 0 list-5 0 list-6 0 list-7 0 list-8 0 list-9 0;color: rgb(25, 25, 25);font-family: &quot;PingFang SC&quot;, Arial, 微软雅黑, 宋体, simsun, sans-serif;text-align: left;background-color: rgb(255, 255, 255);line-height: 2em;box-sizing: border-box !important;overflow-wrap: break-word !important;"><span style="max-width: 100%;border-width: 0px;border-style: initial;border-color: initial;letter-spacing: 2px;color: rgb(42, 42, 42);font-size: 18px;box-sizing: border-box !important;overflow-wrap: break-word !important;">老头说:“祖传的功夫!我站着不动,用你最大的力气打我试试!”</span></p><p style="margin: 0.63em 16px 25px;max-width: 100%;font-size: 16px;white-space: normal;letter-spacing: 0.544px;border-width: 0px;border-style: initial;border-color: initial;counter-reset: list-1 0 list-2 0 list-3 0 list-4 0 list-5 0 list-6 0 list-7 0 list-8 0 list-9 0;color: rgb(25, 25, 25);font-family: &quot;PingFang SC&quot;, Arial, 微软雅黑, 宋体, simsun, sans-serif;text-align: left;background-color: rgb(255, 255, 255);line-height: 2em;box-sizing: border-box !important;overflow-wrap: break-word !important;"><span style="max-width: 100%;border-width: 0px;border-style: initial;border-color: initial;letter-spacing: 2px;color: rgb(42, 42, 42);font-size: 18px;box-sizing: border-box !important;overflow-wrap: break-word !important;">于是年轻人用力打了老头一拳,结果……被讹了五万六!</span></p><p style="margin: 0.63em 16px 25px;max-width: 100%;font-size: 16px;white-space: normal;letter-spacing: 0.544px;border-width: 0px;border-style: initial;border-color: initial;counter-reset: list-1 0 list-2 0 list-3 0 list-4 0 list-5 0 list-6 0 list-7 0 list-8 0 list-9 0;color: rgb(25, 25, 25);font-family: &quot;PingFang SC&quot;, Arial, 微软雅黑, 宋体, simsun, sans-serif;text-align: left;background-color: rgb(255, 255, 255);line-height: 2em;box-sizing: border-box !important;overflow-wrap: break-word !important;"><span style="max-width: 100%;font-weight: 700;border-width: 0px;border-style: initial;border-color: initial;letter-spacing: 2px;color: rgb(42, 42, 42);font-size: 18px;box-sizing: border-box !important;overflow-wrap: break-word !important;">出门在外,谨记三句话:</span></p><p style="margin: 0.63em 16px 25px;max-width: 100%;font-size: 16px;white-space: normal;letter-spacing: 0.544px;border-width: 0px;border-style: initial;border-color: initial;counter-reset: list-1 0 list-2 0 list-3 0 list-4 0 list-5 0 list-6 0 list-7 0 list-8 0 list-9 0;color: rgb(25, 25, 25);font-family: &quot;PingFang SC&quot;, Arial, 微软雅黑, 宋体, simsun, sans-serif;text-align: left;background-color: rgb(255, 255, 255);line-height: 2em;box-sizing: border-box !important;overflow-wrap: break-word !important;"><span style="max-width: 100%;font-weight: 700;border-width: 0px;border-style: initial;border-color: initial;letter-spacing: 2px;color: rgb(123, 12, 0);font-size: 18px;box-sizing: border-box !important;overflow-wrap: break-word !important;">1、好奇害死猫!</span></p><p style="margin: 0.63em 16px 25px;max-width: 100%;font-size: 16px;white-space: normal;letter-spacing: 0.544px;border-width: 0px;border-style: initial;border-color: initial;counter-reset: list-1 0 list-2 0 list-3 0 list-4 0 list-5 0 list-6 0 list-7 0 list-8 0 list-9 0;color: rgb(25, 25, 25);font-family: &quot;PingFang SC&quot;, Arial, 微软雅黑, 宋体, simsun, sans-serif;text-align: left;background-color: rgb(255, 255, 255);line-height: 2em;box-sizing: border-box !important;overflow-wrap: break-word !important;"><span style="max-width: 100%;font-weight: 700;border-width: 0px;border-style: initial;border-color: initial;letter-spacing: 2px;color: rgb(123, 12, 0);font-size: 18px;box-sizing: border-box !important;overflow-wrap: break-word !important;">2、不作死就不会死!</span></p><p style="margin: 0.63em 16px 25px;max-width: 100%;font-size: 16px;white-space: normal;letter-spacing: 0.544px;border-width: 0px;border-style: initial;border-color: initial;counter-reset: list-1 0 list-2 0 list-3 0 list-4 0 list-5 0 list-6 0 list-7 0 list-8 0 list-9 0;color: rgb(25, 25, 25);font-family: &quot;PingFang SC&quot;, Arial, 微软雅黑, 宋体, simsun, sans-serif;text-align: left;background-color: rgb(255, 255, 255);line-height: 2em;box-sizing: border-box !important;overflow-wrap: break-word !important;"><span style="max-width: 100%;font-weight: 700;border-width: 0px;border-style: initial;border-color: initial;letter-spacing: 2px;color: rgb(123, 12, 0);font-size: 18px;box-sizing: border-box !important;overflow-wrap: break-word !important;">3、不是现在老人变坏了,而是以前的流氓都变老了!</span></p><p style="margin: 0.63em 16px 25px;max-width: 100%;font-size: 16px;white-space: normal;letter-spacing: 0.544px;border-width: 0px;border-style: initial;border-color: initial;counter-reset: list-1 0 list-2 0 list-3 0 list-4 0 list-5 0 list-6 0 list-7 0 list-8 0 list-9 0;color: rgb(25, 25, 25);font-family: &quot;PingFang SC&quot;, Arial, 微软雅黑, 宋体, simsun, sans-serif;text-align: left;background-color: rgb(255, 255, 255);line-height: 2em;box-sizing: border-box !important;overflow-wrap: break-word !important;"><span style="max-width: 100%;font-weight: 700;border-width: 0px;border-style: initial;border-color: initial;letter-spacing: 2px;color: rgb(123, 12, 0);font-size: 18px;box-sizing: border-box !important;overflow-wrap: break-word !important;">所谓:英雄不问出处,流氓不问岁数!呵呵!</span></p><h1 style="margin-bottom: 0.5em;color: rgba(0, 0, 0, 0.85);max-width: 100%;font-family: -apple-system-font, BlinkMacSystemFont, &quot;Helvetica Neue&quot;, &quot;PingFang SC&quot;, &quot;Hiragino Sans GB&quot;, &quot;Microsoft YaHei UI&quot;, &quot;Microsoft YaHei&quot;, Arial, sans-serif;white-space: normal;letter-spacing: 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data-wxsrc="http://mmbiz.qpic.cn/mmbiz_gif/v4vz52CcB13JzTTXXg3mC439fK28gxRKDGnzLBX1Rm1yvuZYaVibibFLKzjw28tc48iayicA2r0TE0gF98zAZsJnDQ/0" style="margin-right: auto;margin-left: auto;max-width: 100%;width: 45px;height: 45px;background-image: url(&quot;https://mmbiz.qpic.cn/mmbiz_gif/v4vz52CcB13JzTTXXg3mC439fK28gxRKDGnzLBX1Rm1yvuZYaVibibFLKzjw28tc48iayicA2r0TE0gF98zAZsJnDQ/640?wx_fmt=gif&quot;);background-size: 100%;background-repeat: no-repeat;box-sizing: border-box !important;overflow-wrap: break-word !important;"><section style="margin-right: auto;margin-left: auto;max-width: 100%;text-align: center;font-size: 16px;font-weight: 700;line-height: 45px;color: rgb(255, 255, 255);box-sizing: border-box !important;overflow-wrap: break-word !important;"><p style="margin-top: 5px;max-width: 100%;border-width: 0px;border-style: initial;border-color: initial;margin-bottom: 25px;box-sizing: border-box !important;overflow-wrap: break-word !important;"><span style="font-size: 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!important;">一老头说:"当日华山论剑,先是他用黯然销魂掌,破了我的七十二路空明拳;然后我改打降龙十八掌,却不防他伸开右手食指中指,竟是六脉神剑商阳剑和中冲剑并用,又胜我一筹。可见天下武功彼此克制,武学之道玄之又玄!"</span></p><p style="margin: 0.63em 16px 25px;max-width: 100%;font-size: 16px;white-space: normal;letter-spacing: 0.544px;border-width: 0px;border-style: initial;border-color: initial;counter-reset: list-1 0 list-2 0 list-3 0 list-4 0 list-5 0 list-6 0 list-7 0 list-8 0 list-9 0;color: rgb(25, 25, 25);font-family: &quot;PingFang SC&quot;, Arial, 微软雅黑, 宋体, simsun, sans-serif;text-align: left;background-color: rgb(255, 255, 255);line-height: 2em;box-sizing: border-box !important;overflow-wrap: break-word !important;"><span style="max-width: 100%;border-width: 0px;border-style: initial;border-color: initial;letter-spacing: 2px;color: rgb(42, 42, 42);font-size: 18px;box-sizing: border-box !important;overflow-wrap: break-word !important;">少年听得心驰目眩,正要在问,旁边老太太骂道:mb玩个石头剪子布都说得这般威风!</span></p><p style="margin: 0.63em 16px 25px;max-width: 100%;font-size: 16px;white-space: normal;letter-spacing: 0.544px;border-width: 0px;border-style: initial;border-color: initial;counter-reset: list-1 0 list-2 0 list-3 0 list-4 0 list-5 0 list-6 0 list-7 0 list-8 0 list-9 0;color: rgb(25, 25, 25);font-family: &quot;PingFang SC&quot;, Arial, 微软雅黑, 宋体, simsun, sans-serif;text-align: left;background-color: rgb(255, 255, 255);line-height: 2em;box-sizing: border-box !important;overflow-wrap: break-word !important;"><span style="max-width: 100%;font-weight: 700;border-width: 0px;border-style: initial;border-color: initial;letter-spacing: 2px;color: rgb(123, 12, 0);font-size: 18px;box-sizing: border-box !important;overflow-wrap: break-word !important;">所以说能把简单的事情说的精彩也是一种能力,公司会说故事,股价便上来了;人会说故事,职位便上来了!当然,在内行人眼里,这一切都是个屁!</span></p><p style="margin: 0.63em 8px 25px;padding-right: 0.5em;padding-left: 0.5em;max-width: 100%;min-height: 1em;font-size: 16px;white-space: normal;letter-spacing: 0.544px;border-width: 0px;border-style: initial;border-color: initial;counter-reset: list-1 0 list-2 0 list-3 0 list-4 0 list-5 0 list-6 0 list-7 0 list-8 0 list-9 0;color: rgb(25, 25, 25);font-family: &quot;PingFang SC&quot;, Arial, 微软雅黑, 宋体, simsun, sans-serif;text-align: left;background-color: rgb(255, 255, 255);line-height: 2em;box-sizing: border-box !important;overflow-wrap: break-word !important;"><br  /></p><h1 style="margin-bottom: 0.5em;color: rgba(0, 0, 0, 0.85);max-width: 100%;font-family: -apple-system-font, BlinkMacSystemFont, &quot;Helvetica Neue&quot;, &quot;PingFang SC&quot;, &quot;Hiragino Sans GB&quot;, &quot;Microsoft YaHei UI&quot;, &quot;Microsoft YaHei&quot;, Arial, sans-serif;white-space: normal;letter-spacing: 0.544px;background-color: rgb(255, 255, 255);box-sizing: border-box !important;overflow-wrap: break-word !important;"><section data-tools="135编辑器" data-id="90386" data-color="rgb(216, 40, 33)" style="max-width: 100%;letter-spacing: 0.544px;box-sizing: border-box !important;overflow-wrap: break-word !important;"><section data-width="100%" style="max-width: 100%;box-sizing: border-box !important;overflow-wrap: break-word !important;"><section style="max-width: 100%;box-sizing: border-box !important;overflow-wrap: break-word !important;"><section data-role="outer" label="Powered by 135editor.com" style="max-width: 100%;box-sizing: border-box !important;overflow-wrap: break-word !important;"><section data-mpa-template="t" mpa-paragraph-type="ignored" style="max-width: 100%;box-sizing: border-box !important;overflow-wrap: break-word !important;"><section data-mpa-template="t" mpa-paragraph-type="ignored" style="max-width: 100%;box-sizing: border-box !important;overflow-wrap: break-word !important;"><section data-author="Wxeditor" style="max-width: 100%;box-sizing: border-box !important;overflow-wrap: break-word !important;"><article data-author="Wxeditor" style="max-width: 100%;box-sizing: border-box !important;overflow-wrap: break-word !important;"><section 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url(&quot;https://mmbiz.qpic.cn/mmbiz_gif/v4vz52CcB13JzTTXXg3mC439fK28gxRKDGnzLBX1Rm1yvuZYaVibibFLKzjw28tc48iayicA2r0TE0gF98zAZsJnDQ/640?wx_fmt=gif&quot;);background-size: 100%;background-repeat: no-repeat;box-sizing: border-box !important;overflow-wrap: break-word !important;"><section style="margin-right: auto;margin-left: auto;max-width: 100%;text-align: center;font-size: 16px;font-weight: 700;line-height: 45px;color: rgb(255, 255, 255);box-sizing: border-box !important;overflow-wrap: break-word !important;"><p style="margin-top: 5px;max-width: 100%;min-height: 1em;border-width: 0px;border-style: initial;border-color: initial;margin-bottom: 25px;box-sizing: border-box !important;overflow-wrap: break-word !important;"><span style="font-size: 18px;">05</span></p></section></section></article></section></section></section></section></section></section></section></section></section></article></section></section></section></section></section></section></section></h1><p style="margin: 25px 16px;max-width: 100%;min-height: 1em;font-size: 16px;white-space: normal;letter-spacing: 0.544px;border-width: 0px;border-style: initial;border-color: initial;counter-reset: list-1 0 list-2 0 list-3 0 list-4 0 list-5 0 list-6 0 list-7 0 list-8 0 list-9 0;color: rgb(25, 25, 25);font-family: &quot;PingFang SC&quot;, Arial, 微软雅黑, 宋体, simsun, sans-serif;text-align: left;background-color: rgb(255, 255, 255);line-height: 2em;box-sizing: border-box !important;overflow-wrap: break-word !important;"><span style="max-width: 100%;border-width: 0px;border-style: initial;border-color: initial;letter-spacing: 2px;color: rgb(42, 42, 42);font-size: 18px;box-sizing: border-box !important;overflow-wrap: break-word !important;">老妈今天打电话问我:孩子啊,今年八月十五是不是一个人过了?</span></p><p style="margin: 0.63em 16px 25px;max-width: 100%;font-size: 16px;white-space: normal;letter-spacing: 0.544px;border-width: 0px;border-style: initial;border-color: initial;counter-reset: list-1 0 list-2 0 list-3 0 list-4 0 list-5 0 list-6 0 list-7 0 list-8 0 list-9 0;color: rgb(25, 25, 25);font-family: &quot;PingFang SC&quot;, Arial, 微软雅黑, 宋体, simsun, sans-serif;text-align: left;background-color: rgb(255, 255, 255);line-height: 2em;box-sizing: border-box !important;overflow-wrap: break-word !important;"><span style="max-width: 100%;border-width: 0px;border-style: initial;border-color: initial;letter-spacing: 2px;color: rgb(42, 42, 42);font-size: 18px;box-sizing: border-box !important;overflow-wrap: break-word !important;">我说:妈,你能不能不闹?你知道有多少人追我不?我还自己过,我都一天分几批过!</span></p><p style="margin: 0.63em 16px 25px;max-width: 100%;font-size: 16px;white-space: normal;letter-spacing: 0.544px;border-width: 0px;border-style: initial;border-color: initial;counter-reset: list-1 0 list-2 0 list-3 0 list-4 0 list-5 0 list-6 0 list-7 0 list-8 0 list-9 0;color: rgb(25, 25, 25);font-family: &quot;PingFang SC&quot;, Arial, 微软雅黑, 宋体, simsun, sans-serif;text-align: left;background-color: rgb(255, 255, 255);line-height: 2em;box-sizing: border-box !important;overflow-wrap: break-word !important;"><span style="max-width: 100%;font-weight: 700;border-width: 0px;border-style: initial;border-color: initial;letter-spacing: 2px;color: rgb(123, 12, 0);font-size: 18px;box-sizing: border-box !important;overflow-wrap: break-word !important;">我妈说:孩子,妈就稀罕你这点,长得丑,想的美,没人追,还能吹!</span></p><h1 style="margin-bottom: 0.5em;color: rgba(0, 0, 0, 0.85);max-width: 100%;font-family: -apple-system-font, BlinkMacSystemFont, &quot;Helvetica Neue&quot;, &quot;PingFang SC&quot;, &quot;Hiragino Sans GB&quot;, &quot;Microsoft YaHei UI&quot;, &quot;Microsoft YaHei&quot;, Arial, sans-serif;white-space: normal;letter-spacing: 0.544px;background-color: rgb(255, 255, 255);box-sizing: border-box !important;overflow-wrap: break-word !important;"><section data-tools="135编辑器" data-id="90386" data-color="rgb(216, 40, 33)" style="max-width: 100%;letter-spacing: 0.544px;box-sizing: border-box !important;overflow-wrap: break-word !important;"><section data-width="100%" style="max-width: 100%;box-sizing: border-box !important;overflow-wrap: break-word !important;"><section style="max-width: 100%;box-sizing: border-box !important;overflow-wrap: break-word !important;"><section data-role="outer" label="Powered by 135editor.com" style="max-width: 100%;box-sizing: border-box !important;overflow-wrap: break-word !important;"><section data-mpa-template="t" mpa-paragraph-type="ignored" style="max-width: 100%;box-sizing: border-box !important;overflow-wrap: break-word !important;"><section data-mpa-template="t" mpa-paragraph-type="ignored" style="max-width: 100%;box-sizing: border-box !important;overflow-wrap: break-word !important;"><section data-author="Wxeditor" style="max-width: 100%;box-sizing: border-box !important;overflow-wrap: break-word !important;"><article data-author="Wxeditor" style="max-width: 100%;box-sizing: border-box !important;overflow-wrap: break-word !important;"><section 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url(&quot;https://mmbiz.qpic.cn/mmbiz_gif/v4vz52CcB13JzTTXXg3mC439fK28gxRKDGnzLBX1Rm1yvuZYaVibibFLKzjw28tc48iayicA2r0TE0gF98zAZsJnDQ/640?wx_fmt=gif&quot;);background-size: 100%;background-repeat: no-repeat;box-sizing: border-box !important;overflow-wrap: break-word !important;"><section style="margin-right: auto;margin-left: auto;max-width: 100%;text-align: center;font-size: 16px;font-weight: 700;line-height: 45px;color: rgb(255, 255, 255);box-sizing: border-box !important;overflow-wrap: break-word !important;"><p style="margin-top: 5px;max-width: 100%;min-height: 1em;border-width: 0px;border-style: initial;border-color: initial;margin-bottom: 25px;box-sizing: border-box !important;overflow-wrap: break-word !important;"><span style="font-size: 18px;">06</span></p></section></section></article></section></section></section></section></section></section></section></section></section></article></section></section></section></section></section></section></section></h1><p style="margin: 25px 16px;max-width: 100%;min-height: 1em;font-size: 16px;white-space: normal;letter-spacing: 0.544px;border-width: 0px;border-style: initial;border-color: initial;counter-reset: list-1 0 list-2 0 list-3 0 list-4 0 list-5 0 list-6 0 list-7 0 list-8 0 list-9 0;color: rgb(25, 25, 25);font-family: &quot;PingFang SC&quot;, Arial, 微软雅黑, 宋体, simsun, sans-serif;text-align: left;background-color: rgb(255, 255, 255);line-height: 2em;box-sizing: border-box !important;overflow-wrap: break-word !important;"><span style="max-width: 100%;border-width: 0px;border-style: initial;border-color: initial;letter-spacing: 2px;color: rgb(42, 42, 42);font-size: 18px;box-sizing: border-box !important;overflow-wrap: break-word !important;">如果你说一个女大学生晚上去夜总会陪酒,听起来感觉就不太好,可如果你说一个夜总会小姐白天坚持去大学听课,就满满的正能量了。</span></p><p style="margin: 0.63em 16px 25px;max-width: 100%;font-size: 16px;white-space: normal;letter-spacing: 0.544px;border-width: 0px;border-style: initial;border-color: initial;counter-reset: list-1 0 list-2 0 list-3 0 list-4 0 list-5 0 list-6 0 list-7 0 list-8 0 list-9 0;color: rgb(25, 25, 25);font-family: &quot;PingFang SC&quot;, Arial, 微软雅黑, 宋体, simsun, sans-serif;text-align: left;background-color: rgb(255, 255, 255);line-height: 2em;box-sizing: border-box !important;overflow-wrap: break-word !important;"><span style="max-width: 100%;border-width: 0px;border-style: initial;border-color: initial;letter-spacing: 2px;color: rgb(42, 42, 42);font-size: 18px;box-sizing: border-box !important;overflow-wrap: break-word !important;">所以说话的时候,顺序特别重要。</span></p><p style="margin: 0.63em 16px 25px;max-width: 100%;font-size: 16px;white-space: normal;letter-spacing: 0.544px;border-width: 0px;border-style: initial;border-color: initial;counter-reset: list-1 0 list-2 0 list-3 0 list-4 0 list-5 0 list-6 0 list-7 0 list-8 0 list-9 0;color: rgb(25, 25, 25);font-family: &quot;PingFang SC&quot;, Arial, 微软雅黑, 宋体, simsun, sans-serif;text-align: left;background-color: rgb(255, 255, 255);line-height: 2em;box-sizing: border-box !important;overflow-wrap: break-word !important;"><span style="max-width: 100%;border-width: 0px;border-style: initial;border-color: initial;letter-spacing: 2px;color: rgb(42, 42, 42);font-size: 18px;box-sizing: border-box !important;overflow-wrap: break-word !important;">小和尚问师傅:师傅,我可以念经的时候抽烟吗?师傅怒答曰:不可。</span></p><p style="margin: 0.63em 16px 25px;max-width: 100%;font-size: 16px;white-space: normal;letter-spacing: 0.544px;border-width: 0px;border-style: initial;border-color: initial;counter-reset: list-1 0 list-2 0 list-3 0 list-4 0 list-5 0 list-6 0 list-7 0 list-8 0 list-9 0;color: rgb(25, 25, 25);font-family: &quot;PingFang SC&quot;, Arial, 微软雅黑, 宋体, simsun, sans-serif;text-align: left;background-color: rgb(255, 255, 255);line-height: 2em;box-sizing: border-box !important;overflow-wrap: break-word !important;"><span style="max-width: 100%;border-width: 0px;border-style: initial;border-color: initial;letter-spacing: 2px;color: rgb(42, 42, 42);font-size: 18px;box-sizing: border-box !important;overflow-wrap: break-word !important;">小和尚又问:那我在抽烟的时候念经呢?师傅听了很高兴。</span></p><p style="margin: 0.63em 16px 25px;max-width: 100%;font-size: 16px;white-space: normal;letter-spacing: 0.544px;border-width: 0px;border-style: initial;border-color: initial;counter-reset: list-1 0 list-2 0 list-3 0 list-4 0 list-5 0 list-6 0 list-7 0 list-8 0 list-9 0;color: rgb(25, 25, 25);font-family: &quot;PingFang SC&quot;, Arial, 微软雅黑, 宋体, simsun, sans-serif;text-align: left;background-color: rgb(255, 255, 255);line-height: 2em;box-sizing: border-box !important;overflow-wrap: break-word !important;"><span style="max-width: 100%;font-weight: 700;border-width: 0px;border-style: initial;border-color: initial;letter-spacing: 2px;color: rgb(123, 12, 0);font-size: 18px;box-sizing: border-box !important;overflow-wrap: break-word !important;">我想和你一起睡觉是流氓,我想和你一起起床是徐志摩。顺序真的很重要。</span></p><p style="margin: 0.63em 8px 25px;max-width: 100%;min-height: 1em;font-size: 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SC&quot;, Arial, 微软雅黑, 宋体, simsun, sans-serif;text-align: left;background-color: rgb(255, 255, 255);line-height: 2em;box-sizing: border-box !important;overflow-wrap: break-word !important;"><span style="max-width: 100%;border-width: 0px;border-style: initial;border-color: initial;letter-spacing: 2px;color: rgb(42, 42, 42);font-size: 18px;box-sizing: border-box !important;overflow-wrap: break-word !important;">记者:大爷,您腿脚这么灵活,精神这么旺盛,保持年轻的秘诀是什么?</span></p><p style="margin: 0.63em 16px 25px;max-width: 100%;font-size: 16px;white-space: normal;letter-spacing: 0.544px;border-width: 0px;border-style: initial;border-color: initial;counter-reset: list-1 0 list-2 0 list-3 0 list-4 0 list-5 0 list-6 0 list-7 0 list-8 0 list-9 0;color: rgb(25, 25, 25);font-family: &quot;PingFang SC&quot;, Arial, 微软雅黑, 宋体, simsun, sans-serif;text-align: left;background-color: rgb(255, 255, 255);line-height: 2em;box-sizing: border-box !important;overflow-wrap: break-word !important;"><span style="max-width: 100%;border-width: 0px;border-style: initial;border-color: initial;letter-spacing: 2px;color: rgb(42, 42, 42);font-size: 18px;box-sizing: border-box !important;overflow-wrap: break-word !important;">大爷:起早,贪黑,熬夜,一日三餐不准时!</span></p><p style="margin: 0.63em 16px 25px;max-width: 100%;font-size: 16px;white-space: normal;letter-spacing: 0.544px;border-width: 0px;border-style: initial;border-color: initial;counter-reset: list-1 0 list-2 0 list-3 0 list-4 0 list-5 0 list-6 0 list-7 0 list-8 0 list-9 0;color: rgb(25, 25, 25);font-family: &quot;PingFang SC&quot;, Arial, 微软雅黑, 宋体, simsun, sans-serif;text-align: left;background-color: rgb(255, 255, 255);line-height: 2em;box-sizing: border-box !important;overflow-wrap: break-word !important;"><span style="max-width: 100%;border-width: 0px;border-style: initial;border-color: initial;letter-spacing: 2px;color: rgb(42, 42, 42);font-size: 18px;box-sizing: border-box !important;overflow-wrap: break-word !important;">记者:啊?大爷您是从事什么行业工作的?</span></p><p style="margin: 0.63em 16px 25px;max-width: 100%;font-size: 16px;white-space: normal;letter-spacing: 0.544px;border-width: 0px;border-style: initial;border-color: initial;counter-reset: list-1 0 list-2 0 list-3 0 list-4 0 list-5 0 list-6 0 list-7 0 list-8 0 list-9 0;color: rgb(25, 25, 25);font-family: &quot;PingFang SC&quot;, Arial, 微软雅黑, 宋体, simsun, sans-serif;text-align: left;background-color: rgb(255, 255, 255);line-height: 2em;box-sizing: border-box !important;overflow-wrap: break-word !important;"><span style="max-width: 100%;border-width: 0px;border-style: initial;border-color: initial;letter-spacing: 2px;color: rgb(42, 42, 42);font-size: 18px;box-sizing: border-box !important;overflow-wrap: break-word !important;">大爷:我是列车员!</span></p><p style="margin: 0.63em 16px 25px;max-width: 100%;font-size: 16px;white-space: normal;letter-spacing: 0.544px;border-width: 0px;border-style: initial;border-color: initial;counter-reset: list-1 0 list-2 0 list-3 0 list-4 0 list-5 0 list-6 0 list-7 0 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