<p style="max-width: 100%;min-height: 1em;letter-spacing: 0.544px;white-space: normal;color: rgb(62, 62, 62);font-size: 16px;line-height: 25.6px;background-color: rgb(255, 255, 255);box-sizing: border-box !important;overflow-wrap: break-word !important;"><strong style="max-width: 100%;font-size: 18px;color: rgb(0, 176, 240);line-height: 1.5em;box-sizing: border-box !important;word-wrap: break-word !important;"><strong style="max-width: 100%;line-height: 1.5em;box-sizing: border-box !important;word-wrap: break-word !important;">笑话NO.1</strong></strong></p><p>有多少父母羡慕许仙和白娘子,这两口子孩子一出生,一个被关塔底下,一个出家,都不用带孩子,也不用辅导作业。</p><p>再相见时,孩子都中状元了!</p><p style="max-width: 100%;min-height: 1em;letter-spacing: 0.544px;white-space: normal;color: rgb(62, 62, 62);font-size: 16px;line-height: 25.6px;background-color: rgb(255, 255, 255);box-sizing: border-box !important;overflow-wrap: break-word !important;"><img data-ratio="0.01875" data-w="640" width="591px" data-src="https://mmbiz.qpic.cn/mmbiz/iaXDmvibibwTLUAqg2cUWlqgcoLtmRHicBkdRiccxbqiayqz0K99fYy3JnZhXs0vlheLJa8qN1JiaZyhs5LzYu1rgHcgg/640?" style="line-height: 1.5em;font-size: 18.018px;box-sizing: border-box !important;word-wrap: break-word !important;visibility: visible !important;width: 640px !important;" /><br style="max-width: 100%;box-sizing: border-box !important;word-wrap: break-word !important;" /></p><p style="max-width: 100%;min-height: 1em;letter-spacing: 0.544px;white-space: normal;color: rgb(62, 62, 62);font-size: 16px;line-height: 25.6px;background-color: rgb(255, 255, 255);box-sizing: border-box !important;overflow-wrap: break-word !important;"><br /></p><p style="max-width: 100%;min-height: 1em;letter-spacing: 0.544px;white-space: normal;color: rgb(62, 62, 62);font-size: 16px;line-height: 25.6px;background-color: rgb(255, 255, 255);box-sizing: border-box !important;overflow-wrap: break-word !important;"><strong style="max-width: 100%;font-size: 18px;color: rgb(0, 176, 240);line-height: 1.5em;box-sizing: border-box !important;word-wrap: break-word !important;">NO.2</strong></p><p>我一朋友开烟酒批发的,也经营些洋酒。</p><p>哥们去买菜中午打算小喝下,留我看给他店。</p><p>一会来了个男的带个女的特装B,指着一瓶洋酒问:“多少钱?”</p><p>我伸出四个手指,意思是四十块。</p><p>那哥们说:“我经常买给你三百卖不卖。”</p><p>我只能红着脸说:“算了,都是熟人。”</p><p style="max-width: 100%;min-height: 1em;letter-spacing: 0.544px;white-space: normal;color: rgb(62, 62, 62);font-size: 16px;line-height: 25.6px;background-color: rgb(255, 255, 255);box-sizing: border-box !important;overflow-wrap: break-word !important;"><img data-ratio="0.01875" data-w="640" width="591px" data-src="https://mmbiz.qpic.cn/mmbiz/iaXDmvibibwTLUAqg2cUWlqgcoLtmRHicBkdRiccxbqiayqz0K99fYy3JnZhXs0vlheLJa8qN1JiaZyhs5LzYu1rgHcgg/640?" style="line-height: 1.5em;font-size: 18.018px;box-sizing: border-box !important;word-wrap: break-word !important;visibility: visible !important;width: 640px !important;" /><br style="max-width: 100%;box-sizing: border-box !important;word-wrap: break-word !important;" /></p><p style="max-width: 100%;min-height: 1em;letter-spacing: 0.544px;white-space: normal;color: rgb(62, 62, 62);font-size: 16px;line-height: 25.6px;background-color: rgb(255, 255, 255);box-sizing: border-box !important;overflow-wrap: break-word !important;"><strong style="max-width: 100%;font-size: 18px;color: rgb(0, 176, 240);line-height: 1.5em;box-sizing: border-box !important;word-wrap: break-word !important;">NO.3</strong><br style="max-width: 100%;box-sizing: border-box !important;word-wrap: break-word !important;" /></p><p><br /></p><p>瘦子有瘦子的宿命,胖子有胖子的宿命,瘦子就算饿到皱起了眉头,也仍然被当成是忧郁;胖子就算忧郁到皱起了眉头,也仍然被当成是饿了。</p><p style="max-width: 100%;min-height: 1em;letter-spacing: 0.544px;white-space: normal;color: rgb(62, 62, 62);font-size: 16px;line-height: 25.6px;background-color: rgb(255, 255, 255);box-sizing: border-box !important;overflow-wrap: break-word !important;"><strong style="max-width: 100%;line-height: 25.6px;box-sizing: border-box !important;word-wrap: break-word !important;"><strong style="max-width: 100%;line-height: 25.6px;text-align: center;font-size: 18.018px;box-sizing: border-box !important;word-wrap: break-word !important;"><img data-ratio="0.01875" data-w="640" width="591px" data-src="https://mmbiz.qpic.cn/mmbiz/iaXDmvibibwTLUAqg2cUWlqgcoLtmRHicBkdRiccxbqiayqz0K99fYy3JnZhXs0vlheLJa8qN1JiaZyhs5LzYu1rgHcgg/640?" style="line-height: 1.5em;box-sizing: border-box !important;word-wrap: break-word !important;visibility: visible !important;width: 640px !important;" /></strong></strong><br style="max-width: 100%;box-sizing: border-box !important;word-wrap: break-word !important;" /></p><p style="max-width: 100%;min-height: 1em;letter-spacing: 0.544px;white-space: normal;color: rgb(62, 62, 62);font-size: 16px;line-height: 25.6px;background-color: rgb(255, 255, 255);box-sizing: border-box !important;overflow-wrap: break-word !important;"><strong style="max-width: 100%;font-size: 18px;color: rgb(0, 176, 240);line-height: 1.5em;box-sizing: border-box !important;word-wrap: break-word !important;">NO.4</strong></p><p><br /></p><p><br /></p><p>50岁还活着就算老了,50岁就死了却算年轻。</p><p style="max-width: 100%;min-height: 1em;letter-spacing: 0.544px;white-space: normal;color: rgb(62, 62, 62);font-size: 16px;line-height: 25.6px;background-color: rgb(255, 255, 255);box-sizing: border-box !important;overflow-wrap: break-word !important;"><strong style="max-width: 100%;line-height: 25.6px;box-sizing: border-box !important;word-wrap: break-word !important;"><strong style="max-width: 100%;line-height: 25.6px;text-align: center;font-size: 18.018px;box-sizing: border-box !important;word-wrap: break-word !important;"><img data-ratio="0.01875" data-w="640" width="591px" data-src="https://mmbiz.qpic.cn/mmbiz/iaXDmvibibwTLUAqg2cUWlqgcoLtmRHicBkdRiccxbqiayqz0K99fYy3JnZhXs0vlheLJa8qN1JiaZyhs5LzYu1rgHcgg/640?" style="line-height: 1.5em;box-sizing: border-box !important;word-wrap: break-word !important;visibility: visible !important;width: 640px !important;" /></strong></strong><br style="max-width: 100%;box-sizing: border-box !important;word-wrap: break-word !important;" /></p><p style="max-width: 100%;min-height: 1em;letter-spacing: 0.544px;white-space: normal;color: rgb(62, 62, 62);font-size: 16px;line-height: 25.6px;background-color: rgb(255, 255, 255);box-sizing: border-box !important;overflow-wrap: break-word !important;"><strong style="max-width: 100%;font-size: 18px;color: rgb(0, 176, 240);line-height: 1.5em;box-sizing: border-box !important;word-wrap: break-word !important;">NO.5</strong></p><p style="max-width: 100%;min-height: 1em;letter-spacing: 0.544px;white-space: normal;color: rgb(62, 62, 62);font-size: 16px;line-height: 25.6px;background-color: rgb(255, 255, 255);box-sizing: border-box !important;overflow-wrap: break-word !important;"><br /></p><p style="max-width: 100%;min-height: 1em;letter-spacing: 0.544px;white-space: normal;color: rgb(62, 62, 62);font-size: 16px;line-height: 25.6px;background-color: rgb(255, 255, 255);box-sizing: border-box !important;overflow-wrap: break-word !important;"><span style="max-width: 100%;line-height: 25.6px;box-sizing: border-box !important;word-wrap: break-word !important;"></span>昨天去修手机,修手机的店铺相当牛B,说手机拿来修只有两个原因:一是进水,二是摔过。但手机彻底坏了只有一个原因:不会修的人修过。</p>
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