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    贴子一览 公交车遇到堵车就有故事听…… (新回复在最前,最多列出 6 个)  [列出所有回复]
    肉包 发表于: 2021/08/16 09:20pm
    <p style="max-width: 100%;min-height: 1em;color: rgb(62, 62, 62);font-size: 16px;line-height: 25.6px;white-space: normal;background-color: rgb(255, 255, 255);box-sizing: border-box !important;overflow-wrap: break-word !important;"><strong style="max-width: 100%;font-size: 18px;color: rgb(0, 176, 240);line-height: 1.5em;box-sizing: border-box !important;word-wrap: break-word !important;"><strong style="max-width: 100%;line-height: 1.5em;box-sizing: border-box !important;word-wrap: break-word !important;">笑话NO.1</strong></strong></p><p style="max-width: 100%;min-height: 1em;color: rgb(62, 62, 62);font-size: 16px;line-height: 25.6px;white-space: normal;background-color: rgb(255, 255, 255);box-sizing: border-box !important;overflow-wrap: break-word !important;"><span style="max-width: 100%;line-height: 25.6px;box-sizing: border-box !important;word-wrap: break-word !important;"></span></p><p>公交上挨着坐两汉子。堵车半天了。</p><p>白衣服汉子急的抓耳挠腮自言自语:要迟到了我工资扣光还要被打死。</p><p>蓝衣服汉子同情的搭讪:你老板这么狠啊。</p><p>白衣服:是老板娘狠。</p><p>蓝衣服:**这凶的母夜叉,你老板不管管!</p><p>白衣服瞅着蓝衣服:管不了啊,我就是老板。</p><p style="max-width: 100%;min-height: 1em;color: rgb(62, 62, 62);font-size: 16px;line-height: 25.6px;white-space: normal;background-color: rgb(255, 255, 255);box-sizing: border-box !important;overflow-wrap: break-word !important;"><img data-ratio="0.01875" data-src="https://mmbiz.qpic.cn/mmbiz/iaXDmvibibwTLUAqg2cUWlqgcoLtmRHicBkdRiccxbqiayqz0K99fYy3JnZhXs0vlheLJa8qN1JiaZyhs5LzYu1rgHcgg/640?" data-w="640" style="line-height: 1.5em;font-size: 18.018px;box-sizing: border-box !important;word-wrap: break-word !important;visibility: visible !important;width: 640px !important;" width="591px"  /><br style="max-width: 100%;box-sizing: border-box !important;word-wrap: break-word !important;"  /></p><p style="max-width: 100%;min-height: 1em;color: rgb(62, 62, 62);font-size: 16px;line-height: 25.6px;white-space: normal;background-color: rgb(255, 255, 255);box-sizing: border-box !important;overflow-wrap: break-word !important;"><span style="max-width: 100%;line-height: 1.6;box-sizing: border-box !important;word-wrap: break-word !important;"></span></p><p style="max-width: 100%;min-height: 1em;color: rgb(62, 62, 62);font-size: 16px;line-height: 25.6px;white-space: normal;background-color: rgb(255, 255, 255);box-sizing: border-box !important;overflow-wrap: break-word !important;"><strong style="max-width: 100%;font-size: 18px;color: rgb(0, 176, 240);line-height: 1.5em;box-sizing: border-box !important;word-wrap: break-word !important;">NO.2</strong></p><p style="max-width: 100%;min-height: 1em;color: rgb(62, 62, 62);font-size: 16px;line-height: 25.6px;white-space: normal;background-color: rgb(255, 255, 255);box-sizing: border-box !important;overflow-wrap: break-word !important;"><span style="max-width: 100%;line-height: 25.6px;box-sizing: border-box !important;word-wrap: break-word !important;"></span><br  /></p><p>一个女人结婚了,可婚后不到半年就生下一小男孩。婆婆很是尴尬,每日抱着孩子在家里转悠,不敢出门,唯恐被外人发现。这女人看到婆婆如此喜欢孩子,就对婆婆说:“妈,早知道您这样喜欢孩子,我就把老大带来了。”</p><p style="max-width: 100%;min-height: 1em;color: rgb(62, 62, 62);font-size: 16px;line-height: 25.6px;white-space: normal;background-color: rgb(255, 255, 255);box-sizing: border-box !important;overflow-wrap: break-word !important;"><span style="max-width: 100%;line-height: 25.6px;box-sizing: border-box !important;word-wrap: break-word !important;"><span style="line-height: 25.6px;"></span></span><span style="max-width: 100%;line-height: 25.6px;box-sizing: border-box !important;word-wrap: break-word !important;"></span><img data-ratio="0.01875" data-src="https://mmbiz.qpic.cn/mmbiz/iaXDmvibibwTLUAqg2cUWlqgcoLtmRHicBkdRiccxbqiayqz0K99fYy3JnZhXs0vlheLJa8qN1JiaZyhs5LzYu1rgHcgg/640?" data-w="640" style="line-height: 1.5em;font-size: 18.018px;box-sizing: border-box !important;word-wrap: break-word !important;visibility: visible !important;width: 640px !important;" width="591px"  /><br style="max-width: 100%;box-sizing: border-box !important;word-wrap: break-word !important;"  /></p><p style="max-width: 100%;min-height: 1em;color: rgb(62, 62, 62);font-size: 16px;line-height: 25.6px;white-space: normal;background-color: rgb(255, 255, 255);box-sizing: border-box !important;overflow-wrap: break-word !important;"><strong style="max-width: 100%;font-size: 18px;color: rgb(0, 176, 240);line-height: 1.5em;box-sizing: border-box !important;word-wrap: break-word !important;">NO.3</strong><br style="max-width: 100%;box-sizing: border-box !important;word-wrap: break-word !important;"  /></p><p style="max-width: 100%;min-height: 1em;color: rgb(62, 62, 62);font-size: 16px;line-height: 25.6px;white-space: normal;background-color: rgb(255, 255, 255);box-sizing: border-box !important;overflow-wrap: break-word !important;"><span style="max-width: 100%;line-height: 25.6px;box-sizing: border-box !important;word-wrap: break-word !important;"></span><span style="max-width: 100%;line-height: 25.6px;box-sizing: border-box !important;word-wrap: break-word !important;"></span></p><p>甲:小马,你的大名叫什么?为什么大家都不叫你的大名?乙:别提了,就连我父母都不喊我的大名,生我那会儿他们迷上了《倚天屠龙记》,里面有个曾阿牛,于是给我起了个名字叫黄阿马!</p><p style="max-width: 100%;min-height: 1em;color: rgb(62, 62, 62);font-size: 16px;line-height: 25.6px;white-space: normal;background-color: rgb(255, 255, 255);box-sizing: border-box !important;overflow-wrap: break-word !important;"><span style="line-height: 1.6;"></span><span style="max-width: 100%;line-height: 1.6;box-sizing: border-box !important;word-wrap: break-word !important;"></span><br  /></p><p style="max-width: 100%;min-height: 1em;color: rgb(62, 62, 62);font-size: 16px;line-height: 25.6px;white-space: normal;background-color: rgb(255, 255, 255);box-sizing: border-box !important;overflow-wrap: break-word !important;"><strong style="max-width: 100%;line-height: 25.6px;box-sizing: border-box !important;word-wrap: break-word !important;"><strong style="max-width: 100%;line-height: 25.6px;text-align: center;font-size: 18.018px;box-sizing: border-box !important;word-wrap: break-word !important;"><img data-ratio="0.01875" data-src="https://mmbiz.qpic.cn/mmbiz/iaXDmvibibwTLUAqg2cUWlqgcoLtmRHicBkdRiccxbqiayqz0K99fYy3JnZhXs0vlheLJa8qN1JiaZyhs5LzYu1rgHcgg/640?" data-w="640" style="line-height: 1.5em;font-size: 18.018px;box-sizing: border-box !important;word-wrap: break-word !important;visibility: visible !important;width: 640px !important;" width="591px"  /></strong></strong><br style="max-width: 100%;box-sizing: border-box !important;word-wrap: break-word !important;"  /></p><p style="max-width: 100%;min-height: 1em;color: rgb(62, 62, 62);font-size: 16px;line-height: 25.6px;white-space: normal;background-color: rgb(255, 255, 255);box-sizing: border-box !important;overflow-wrap: break-word !important;"><strong style="max-width: 100%;font-size: 18px;color: rgb(0, 176, 240);line-height: 1.5em;box-sizing: border-box !important;word-wrap: break-word !important;">NO.4</strong></p><p style="max-width: 100%;min-height: 1em;color: rgb(62, 62, 62);font-size: 16px;line-height: 25.6px;white-space: normal;background-color: rgb(255, 255, 255);box-sizing: border-box !important;overflow-wrap: break-word !important;"><span style="max-width: 100%;line-height: 1.6;box-sizing: border-box !important;word-wrap: break-word !important;"></span></p><p>本人妹子,前两天和老妈去逛街,看中了一件红色马甲,想买。</p><p>老妈坚持说红色的不好看,要我买黑色的,说百搭。</p><p>最后我买了黑色的。</p><p>直到今天我看到她穿了一件红色的马甲。。。</p><p style="max-width: 100%;min-height: 1em;color: rgb(62, 62, 62);font-size: 16px;line-height: 25.6px;white-space: normal;background-color: rgb(255, 255, 255);box-sizing: border-box !important;overflow-wrap: break-word !important;"><strong style="max-width: 100%;line-height: 25.6px;box-sizing: border-box !important;word-wrap: break-word !important;"><strong style="max-width: 100%;line-height: 25.6px;text-align: center;font-size: 18.018px;box-sizing: border-box !important;word-wrap: break-word !important;"><img data-ratio="0.01875" data-src="https://mmbiz.qpic.cn/mmbiz/iaXDmvibibwTLUAqg2cUWlqgcoLtmRHicBkdRiccxbqiayqz0K99fYy3JnZhXs0vlheLJa8qN1JiaZyhs5LzYu1rgHcgg/640?" data-w="640" style="line-height: 1.5em;font-size: 18.018px;box-sizing: border-box !important;word-wrap: break-word !important;visibility: visible !important;width: 640px !important;" width="591px"  /></strong></strong><br style="max-width: 100%;box-sizing: border-box !important;word-wrap: break-word !important;"  /></p><p style="max-width: 100%;min-height: 1em;color: rgb(62, 62, 62);font-size: 16px;line-height: 25.6px;white-space: normal;background-color: rgb(255, 255, 255);box-sizing: border-box !important;overflow-wrap: break-word !important;"><strong style="max-width: 100%;font-size: 18px;color: rgb(0, 176, 240);line-height: 1.5em;box-sizing: border-box !important;word-wrap: break-word !important;">NO.5</strong></p><p style="max-width: 100%;min-height: 1em;color: rgb(62, 62, 62);font-size: 16px;line-height: 25.6px;white-space: normal;background-color: rgb(255, 255, 255);box-sizing: border-box !important;overflow-wrap: break-word !important;"><span style="max-width: 100%;line-height: 25.6px;box-sizing: border-box !important;word-wrap: break-word !important;"></span><span style="max-width: 100%;line-height: 23.2727px;box-sizing: border-box !important;word-wrap: break-word !important;"></span></p><p style="max-width: 100%;min-height: 1em;color: rgb(62, 62, 62);font-size: 16px;line-height: 25.6px;white-space: normal;background-color: rgb(255, 255, 255);box-sizing: border-box !important;overflow-wrap: break-word !important;"><span style="line-height: 25.6px;">“你头上那个肿块是怎么回事?”某人问他朋友。</span><span style="max-width: 100%;line-height: 25.6px;box-sizing: border-box !important;word-wrap: break-word !important;"></span></p><p style="line-height: 25.6px;white-space: normal;">  “我要走进一座大厦时,看见门口有个告示,因为我近视,于是我就凑过去看。”</p><p style="line-height: 25.6px;white-space: normal;">  “告示上说什么?”</p><p style="line-height: 25.6px;white-space: normal;">  “小心:门向外开!”</p>
     


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