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    贴子一览 搞笑段子:证明还是有用的 (新回复在最前,最多列出 6 个)  [列出所有回复]
    nidu 发表于: 2021/09/02 02:26pm
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auto;padding: 15px;max-width: 100%;font-size: 14px;line-height: 25px;border-width: 2px;border-style: dashed;border-color: rgb(222, 220, 222);box-sizing: border-box !important;overflow-wrap: break-word !important;"><p>老爸来电话,说他在商场看到一条连衣裙挺好看,让我过去试试...乐呵呵的赶过去,试完后,觉得款式不错就是颜色有点保守,不过也是老爸一番心意啊,抱着老爸不停:“谢谢。”现在吃晚饭了,那条连衣裙穿在我妈身上,今天是他们订婚30周年。</p></section></section><section data-style-type="5" data-tools="新媒体排版" data-id="694910" style="max-width: 100%;border-width: 0px;border-style: none;border-color: initial;box-sizing: border-box !important;overflow-wrap: break-word !important;"><section style="max-width: 100%;border-width: 0px;border-style: none;border-color: initial;box-sizing: border-box !important;overflow-wrap: break-word !important;"><section powered-by="135编辑器" style="max-width: 100%;box-sizing: border-box;border-width: 0px;border-style: none;border-color: initial;overflow-wrap: break-word !important;"><section style="margin-top: 10px;margin-bottom: 10px;max-width: 100%;box-sizing: 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