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-- 作者: 棉花云
-- 发布时间: 2021/08/18 10:29pm

<section data-tools="135编辑器" data-id="89435" style=""><section style="margin-right: 8px;margin-left: 8px;max-width: 100%;text-align: center;line-height: 1.75em;box-sizing: border-box !important;overflow-wrap: break-word !important;"><section style="max-width: 100%;width: 3.5em;height: 3em;color: rgb(255, 255, 255);font-size: 1em;line-height: 3.5em;display: inline-block;background-image: url(&quot;https://mmbiz.qpic.cn/mmbiz_gif/usH55WOiaTQVmM8XnLv5MNq4gbwVRBnO9mibpNePB83gXVhmATnZcvRBgPc68hSZQQFm58DaryRskjYaJFWia30kw/640?wx_fmt=gif&quot;);background-repeat: no-repeat;background-size: 100%;background-position: 0px center;box-sizing: border-box !important;overflow-wrap: break-word !important;"><p data-original-title="" title="" data-num="1" aria-describedby="tooltip786334" style="max-width: 100%;min-height: 1em;box-sizing: border-box !important;overflow-wrap: break-word !important;"><span style="max-width: 100%;box-sizing: border-box !important;overflow-wrap: break-word !important;">1</span></p></section></section></section><section><br style="max-width: 100%;box-sizing: border-box !important;overflow-wrap: break-word !important;"  /></section><section><span style="max-width: 100%;color: rgb(63, 63, 63);font-family: arial, helvetica, sans-serif;box-sizing: border-box !important;overflow-wrap: break-word !important;">别人都是笑起来很好看,但是你却不一样,<strong style="max-width: 100%;box-sizing: border-box !important;overflow-wrap: break-word !important;">你是看起来很好笑</strong>。<br style=""  /></span></section><section><br style="max-width: 100%;box-sizing: border-box !important;overflow-wrap: break-word !important;"  /></section><section data-tools="135编辑器" data-id="89435" style=""><section style="margin-right: 8px;margin-left: 8px;max-width: 100%;text-align: center;line-height: 1.75em;box-sizing: border-box !important;overflow-wrap: break-word !important;"><section style="max-width: 100%;width: 3.5em;height: 3em;color: rgb(255, 255, 255);font-size: 1em;line-height: 3.5em;display: inline-block;background-image: url(&quot;https://mmbiz.qpic.cn/mmbiz_gif/usH55WOiaTQVmM8XnLv5MNq4gbwVRBnO9mibpNePB83gXVhmATnZcvRBgPc68hSZQQFm58DaryRskjYaJFWia30kw/640?wx_fmt=gif&quot;);background-repeat: no-repeat;background-size: 100%;background-position: 0px center;box-sizing: border-box !important;overflow-wrap: break-word !important;"><p data-original-title="" title="" data-num="2" aria-describedby="tooltip677090" style="max-width: 100%;min-height: 1em;box-sizing: border-box !important;overflow-wrap: break-word !important;"><span style="max-width: 100%;box-sizing: border-box !important;overflow-wrap: break-word !important;">2</span></p></section></section></section><section><br style="max-width: 100%;box-sizing: border-box !important;overflow-wrap: break-word !important;"  /></section><section><span style="max-width: 100%;color: rgb(63, 63, 63);font-family: arial, helvetica, sans-serif;box-sizing: border-box !important;overflow-wrap: break-word !important;">我的下半年愿望是:人瘦点儿,钱包鼓点儿!老天拜托了!千万别再弄错了,<strong style="max-width: 100%;box-sizing: border-box !important;overflow-wrap: break-word !important;">去年就给我整反了</strong>。<br style="max-width: 100%;box-sizing: border-box;-webkit-user-drag: none;-webkit-tap-highlight-color: transparent;overflow-wrap: break-word !important;"  /><br style="max-width: 100%;box-sizing: border-box;-webkit-user-drag: none;-webkit-tap-highlight-color: transparent;overflow-wrap: break-word !important;"  /></span></section><section data-tools="135编辑器" data-id="89435" style=""><section style="margin-right: 8px;margin-left: 8px;max-width: 100%;text-align: center;line-height: 1.75em;box-sizing: border-box !important;overflow-wrap: break-word !important;"><section style="max-width: 100%;width: 3.5em;height: 3em;color: rgb(255, 255, 255);font-size: 1em;line-height: 3.5em;display: inline-block;background-image: url(&quot;https://mmbiz.qpic.cn/mmbiz_gif/usH55WOiaTQVmM8XnLv5MNq4gbwVRBnO9mibpNePB83gXVhmATnZcvRBgPc68hSZQQFm58DaryRskjYaJFWia30kw/640?wx_fmt=gif&quot;);background-repeat: no-repeat;background-size: 100%;background-position: 0px center;box-sizing: border-box !important;overflow-wrap: break-word !important;"><p data-original-title="" title="" data-num="3" style="max-width: 100%;min-height: 1em;box-sizing: border-box !important;overflow-wrap: break-word !important;"><span style="max-width: 100%;box-sizing: border-box !important;overflow-wrap: break-word !important;">3</span></p></section></section></section><section><br style="max-width: 100%;box-sizing: border-box !important;overflow-wrap: break-word !important;"  /></section><section><span style="max-width: 100%;color: rgb(63, 63, 63);font-family: arial, helvetica, sans-serif;box-sizing: border-box !important;overflow-wrap: break-word !important;">谁说男女生没有纯洁的友谊?只要长得丑,<strong style="max-width: 100%;box-sizing: border-box !important;overflow-wrap: break-word !important;">四海之内皆朋友</strong>!<br style="max-width: 100%;box-sizing: border-box;-webkit-user-drag: none;-webkit-tap-highlight-color: transparent;overflow-wrap: break-word !important;"  /></span></section><section><br style="max-width: 100%;box-sizing: border-box !important;overflow-wrap: break-word !important;"  /></section><section data-tools="135编辑器" data-id="89435" style=""><section style="margin-right: 8px;margin-left: 8px;max-width: 100%;text-align: center;line-height: 1.75em;box-sizing: border-box !important;overflow-wrap: break-word !important;"><section style="max-width: 100%;width: 3.5em;height: 3em;color: rgb(255, 255, 255);font-size: 1em;line-height: 3.5em;display: inline-block;background-image: url(&quot;https://mmbiz.qpic.cn/mmbiz_gif/usH55WOiaTQVmM8XnLv5MNq4gbwVRBnO9PRBibhL5gib1enoS71BaWP7HrHf90F97UB6d5LC10Kf7JKNA8l7D0ibYg/640?wx_fmt=gif&quot;);background-repeat: no-repeat;background-size: 100%;background-position: 0px center;box-sizing: border-box !important;overflow-wrap: break-word !important;"><p data-original-title="" title="" data-num="4" aria-describedby="tooltip194484" style="max-width: 100%;min-height: 1em;box-sizing: border-box !important;overflow-wrap: break-word !important;"><span style="max-width: 100%;box-sizing: border-box !important;overflow-wrap: break-word !important;">4</span></p></section></section></section><section><br style="max-width: 100%;box-sizing: border-box !important;overflow-wrap: break-word !important;"  /></section><section><span style="max-width: 100%;color: rgb(63, 63, 63);font-family: arial, helvetica, sans-serif;box-sizing: border-box !important;overflow-wrap: break-word !important;">长得好看的人会被人莫名其妙的附加好多属性,聪明,善良,可爱……丑的人就一个词:<strong style="max-width: 100%;box-sizing: border-box !important;overflow-wrap: break-word !important;">踏实</strong>!</span></section><section><br style="max-width: 100%;box-sizing: border-box !important;overflow-wrap: break-word !important;"  /></section><section></section><section><br style="max-width: 100%;box-sizing: border-box !important;overflow-wrap: break-word !important;"  /></section><section data-tools="135编辑器" data-id="89435" style=""><section style="margin-right: 8px;margin-left: 8px;max-width: 100%;text-align: center;line-height: 1.75em;box-sizing: border-box !important;overflow-wrap: break-word !important;"><section style="max-width: 100%;width: 3.5em;height: 3em;color: rgb(255, 255, 255);font-size: 1em;line-height: 3.5em;display: inline-block;background-image: url(&quot;https://mmbiz.qpic.cn/mmbiz_gif/usH55WOiaTQVmM8XnLv5MNq4gbwVRBnO9mibpNePB83gXVhmATnZcvRBgPc68hSZQQFm58DaryRskjYaJFWia30kw/640?wx_fmt=gif&quot;);background-repeat: no-repeat;background-size: 100%;background-position: 0px center;box-sizing: border-box !important;overflow-wrap: break-word !important;"><p data-original-title="" title="" data-num="5" aria-describedby="tooltip346989" style="max-width: 100%;min-height: 1em;box-sizing: border-box !important;overflow-wrap: break-word !important;"><span style="max-width: 100%;box-sizing: border-box !important;overflow-wrap: break-word !important;">5</span></p></section></section></section><section><span style="max-width: 100%;color: rgb(63, 63, 63);font-family: arial, helvetica, sans-serif;box-sizing: border-box !important;overflow-wrap: break-word !important;"><br style=""  />小时候被奶奶叫龟孙子,稍微长大点被叫兔崽子,如今却沦为一只单身狗,我这一辈子简直就是一部<strong style="max-width: 100%;box-sizing: border-box !important;overflow-wrap: break-word !important;">禽兽史啊</strong>!<img data-ratio="0.66796875" data-type="png" data-w="auto" data-src="https://mmbiz.qpic.cn/mmbiz_png/8oCp0UkuEVxvZLUbaVMmsuYfdXTQWpT8WdG89BsbxAPPUHyGpF2XXIaYPANsU83ic4Q8NyCZu7sreWZLnADia7hA/640?wx_fmt=png" style="display: inline-block;vertical-align: text-bottom;box-sizing: border-box !important;overflow-wrap: break-word !important;width: 20px !important;visibility: visible !important;"></span></section><section><br style="max-width: 100%;box-sizing: border-box !important;overflow-wrap: break-word !important;"  /></section><section data-tools="135编辑器" data-id="89435" style=""><section style="margin-right: 8px;margin-left: 8px;max-width: 100%;text-align: center;line-height: 1.75em;box-sizing: border-box !important;overflow-wrap: break-word !important;"><section style="max-width: 100%;width: 3.5em;height: 3em;color: rgb(255, 255, 255);font-size: 1em;line-height: 3.5em;display: inline-block;background-image: url(&quot;https://mmbiz.qpic.cn/mmbiz_gif/usH55WOiaTQVmM8XnLv5MNq4gbwVRBnO9mibpNePB83gXVhmATnZcvRBgPc68hSZQQFm58DaryRskjYaJFWia30kw/640?wx_fmt=gif&quot;);background-repeat: no-repeat;background-size: 100%;background-position: 0px center;box-sizing: border-box !important;overflow-wrap: break-word !important;"><p data-original-title="" title="" data-num="6" aria-describedby="tooltip749722" style="max-width: 100%;min-height: 1em;box-sizing: border-box !important;overflow-wrap: break-word !important;"><span style="max-width: 100%;box-sizing: border-box !important;overflow-wrap: break-word !important;">6</span></p></section></section></section><section><span style="max-width: 100%;color: rgb(63, 63, 63);font-family: arial, helvetica, sans-serif;box-sizing: border-box !important;overflow-wrap: break-word !important;"><br style=""  />大家都是“情不知所起,一往而深”,我不一样,我是“<strong style="max-width: 100%;box-sizing: border-box !important;overflow-wrap: break-word !important;">钱</strong>不知所去<strong style="max-width: 100%;box-sizing: border-box !important;overflow-wrap: break-word !important;">,一贫如洗</strong>”。</span></section><section><br style="max-width: 100%;box-sizing: border-box !important;overflow-wrap: break-word !important;"  /></section><section data-tools="135编辑器" data-id="89435" style=""><section style="margin-right: 8px;margin-left: 8px;max-width: 100%;text-align: center;line-height: 1.75em;box-sizing: border-box !important;overflow-wrap: break-word !important;"><section style="max-width: 100%;width: 3.5em;height: 3em;color: rgb(255, 255, 255);font-size: 1em;line-height: 3.5em;display: inline-block;background-image: url(&quot;https://mmbiz.qpic.cn/mmbiz_gif/usH55WOiaTQVmM8XnLv5MNq4gbwVRBnO9mibpNePB83gXVhmATnZcvRBgPc68hSZQQFm58DaryRskjYaJFWia30kw/640?wx_fmt=gif&quot;);background-repeat: no-repeat;background-size: 100%;background-position: 0px center;box-sizing: border-box !important;overflow-wrap: break-word !important;"><p data-original-title="" title="" data-num="7" aria-describedby="tooltip588828" style="max-width: 100%;min-height: 1em;box-sizing: border-box !important;overflow-wrap: break-word !important;"><span style="max-width: 100%;box-sizing: border-box !important;overflow-wrap: break-word !important;">7</span></p></section></section></section><section><span style="max-width: 100%;color: rgb(63, 63, 63);font-family: arial, helvetica, sans-serif;box-sizing: border-box !important;overflow-wrap: break-word !important;"><br style=""  />人生四大悲:久旱逢甘霖,<strong style="max-width: 100%;box-sizing: border-box !important;overflow-wrap: break-word !important;">只一滴</strong>;他乡遇故知,<strong style="max-width: 100%;box-sizing: border-box !important;overflow-wrap: break-word !important;">碰债主</strong>;洞房花烛夜,<strong style="max-width: 100%;box-sizing: border-box !important;overflow-wrap: break-word !important;">在隔壁</strong>;金榜题名时,<strong style="max-width: 100%;box-sizing: border-box !important;overflow-wrap: break-word !important;">是做梦</strong>。<img data-ratio="0.66796875" data-type="png" data-w="auto" data-src="https://mmbiz.qpic.cn/mmbiz_png/8oCp0UkuEVxvZLUbaVMmsuYfdXTQWpT87aGeglnro3ggyE5nibXZtehCEFRKIkMHn7Szl9fduPiaCiaGAMHpV89icw/640?wx_fmt=png" style="display: inline-block;vertical-align: text-bottom;box-sizing: border-box !important;overflow-wrap: break-word !important;width: 20px !important;visibility: visible !important;"></span></section><p><br  /></p><section data-tools="135编辑器" data-id="89435" style=""><section style="margin-right: 8px;margin-left: 8px;max-width: 100%;text-align: center;line-height: 1.75em;box-sizing: border-box !important;overflow-wrap: break-word !important;"><section style="max-width: 100%;width: 3.5em;height: 3em;color: rgb(255, 255, 255);font-size: 1em;line-height: 3.5em;display: inline-block;background-image: url(&quot;https://mmbiz.qpic.cn/mmbiz_gif/usH55WOiaTQVmM8XnLv5MNq4gbwVRBnO9mibpNePB83gXVhmATnZcvRBgPc68hSZQQFm58DaryRskjYaJFWia30kw/640?wx_fmt=gif&quot;);background-repeat: no-repeat;background-size: 100%;background-position: 0px center;box-sizing: border-box !important;overflow-wrap: break-word !important;"><p data-original-title="" title="" data-num="8" aria-describedby="tooltip5536" style="max-width: 100%;min-height: 1em;box-sizing: border-box !important;overflow-wrap: break-word !important;"><span style="max-width: 100%;box-sizing: border-box !important;overflow-wrap: break-word !important;">8</span></p></section></section></section><section><span style="max-width: 100%;color: rgb(63, 63, 63);font-family: arial, helvetica, sans-serif;box-sizing: border-box !important;overflow-wrap: break-word !important;"><br style=""  />建议大家尝试早睡觉,多运动,不吃夜宵,不抽烟不喝酒,早睡早起养成一个良好的习惯,久而久之,<strong style="max-width: 100%;box-sizing: border-box !important;overflow-wrap: break-word !important;">你就一个朋友都没有了</strong>。</span></section><p><br  /></p><section data-tools="135编辑器" data-id="89435" style=""><section style="margin-right: 8px;margin-left: 8px;max-width: 100%;text-align: center;line-height: 1.75em;box-sizing: border-box !important;overflow-wrap: break-word !important;"><section style="max-width: 100%;width: 3.5em;height: 3em;color: rgb(255, 255, 255);font-size: 1em;line-height: 3.5em;display: inline-block;background-image: url(&quot;https://mmbiz.qpic.cn/mmbiz_gif/usH55WOiaTQVmM8XnLv5MNq4gbwVRBnO9mibpNePB83gXVhmATnZcvRBgPc68hSZQQFm58DaryRskjYaJFWia30kw/640?wx_fmt=gif&quot;);background-repeat: no-repeat;background-size: 100%;background-position: 0px center;box-sizing: border-box !important;overflow-wrap: break-word !important;"><p data-original-title="" title="" data-num="9" aria-describedby="tooltip614849" style="max-width: 100%;min-height: 1em;box-sizing: border-box !important;overflow-wrap: break-word !important;"><span style="max-width: 100%;box-sizing: border-box !important;overflow-wrap: break-word !important;">9</span></p></section></section></section><section><span style="max-width: 100%;color: rgb(63, 63, 63);font-family: arial, helvetica, sans-serif;box-sizing: border-box !important;overflow-wrap: break-word !important;"><br style=""  />什么叫万死不辞?大概就是每天被气死一万次,但仍然<strong style="max-width: 100%;box-sizing: border-box !important;overflow-wrap: break-word !important;">不辞职</strong>。</span></section><p><br  /></p><section><br  /></section><section data-tools="135编辑器" data-id="89435" style=""><section style="margin-right: 8px;margin-left: 8px;max-width: 100%;text-align: center;line-height: 1.75em;box-sizing: border-box !important;overflow-wrap: break-word !important;"><section style="max-width: 100%;width: 3.5em;height: 3em;color: rgb(255, 255, 255);font-size: 1em;line-height: 3.5em;display: inline-block;background-image: url(&quot;https://mmbiz.qpic.cn/mmbiz_gif/usH55WOiaTQVmM8XnLv5MNq4gbwVRBnO9mibpNePB83gXVhmATnZcvRBgPc68hSZQQFm58DaryRskjYaJFWia30kw/640?wx_fmt=gif&quot;);background-repeat: no-repeat;background-size: 100%;background-position: 0px center;box-sizing: border-box !important;overflow-wrap: break-word !important;"><p data-original-title="" title="" data-num="10" style="max-width: 100%;min-height: 1em;box-sizing: border-box !important;overflow-wrap: break-word !important;"><span style="max-width: 100%;box-sizing: border-box !important;overflow-wrap: break-word !important;">10</span></p></section></section></section><section><br style="max-width: 100%;box-sizing: border-box !important;overflow-wrap: break-word !important;"  /></section><section><span style="max-width: 100%;color: rgb(63, 63, 63);font-family: arial, helvetica, sans-serif;box-sizing: border-box !important;overflow-wrap: break-word !important;">如果婚姻是爱情的坟墓,一年一次的结婚周年庆祝,便是在<strong style="max-width: 100%;box-sizing: border-box !important;overflow-wrap: break-word !important;">“扫墓</strong>”了。</span></section><p><mpcpc js_editor_cpcad="" class="js_cpc_area cpc_iframe" src="/cgi-bin/readtemplate?t=tmpl/cpc_tmpl#1628911370502" data-category_id_list="1|11|16|17|22|24|26|27|28|29|3|31|32|35|36|37|39|41|42|43|45|46|47|48|49|5|50|51|52|53|54|55|6|7|8" data-id="1628911370502"></mpcpc></p><section data-tools="135编辑器" data-id="89435" style=""><section style="margin-right: 8px;margin-left: 8px;max-width: 100%;text-align: center;line-height: 1.75em;box-sizing: border-box !important;overflow-wrap: break-word !important;"><section style="max-width: 100%;width: 3.5em;height: 3em;color: rgb(255, 255, 255);font-size: 1em;line-height: 3.5em;display: inline-block;background-image: url(&quot;https://mmbiz.qpic.cn/mmbiz_gif/usH55WOiaTQVmM8XnLv5MNq4gbwVRBnO9mibpNePB83gXVhmATnZcvRBgPc68hSZQQFm58DaryRskjYaJFWia30kw/640?wx_fmt=gif&quot;);background-repeat: no-repeat;background-size: 100%;background-position: 0px center;box-sizing: border-box !important;overflow-wrap: break-word !important;"><p data-original-title="" title="" data-num="13" aria-describedby="tooltip656725" style="max-width: 100%;min-height: 1em;box-sizing: border-box !important;overflow-wrap: break-word !important;"><span style="max-width: 100%;box-sizing: border-box !important;overflow-wrap: break-word !important;">11</span></p></section></section></section><section><span style="max-width: 100%;font-family: arial, helvetica, sans-serif;color: rgb(255, 255, 255);box-sizing: border-box !important;overflow-wrap: break-word !important;">.<span style="max-width: 100%;font-family: arial, helvetica, sans-serif;font-size: 10px;">..................................................................................................................................................................</span></span><span style="max-width: 100%;color: rgb(63, 63, 63);font-family: arial, helvetica, sans-serif;box-sizing: border-box !important;overflow-wrap: break-word !important;"><br style=""  />热恋时,情侣们常感叹上辈子积了什么德;结婚后,夫妻们常怀疑<strong style="max-width: 100%;box-sizing: border-box !important;overflow-wrap: break-word !important;">上辈子造了什么孽?</strong></span></section><p><br  /></p><section></section><section data-tools="135编辑器" data-id="89435" style=""><section style="margin-right: 8px;margin-left: 8px;max-width: 100%;text-align: center;line-height: 1.75em;box-sizing: border-box !important;overflow-wrap: break-word !important;"><section style="max-width: 100%;width: 3.5em;height: 3em;color: rgb(255, 255, 255);font-size: 1em;line-height: 3.5em;display: inline-block;background-image: url(&quot;https://mmbiz.qpic.cn/mmbiz_gif/usH55WOiaTQVmM8XnLv5MNq4gbwVRBnO9mibpNePB83gXVhmATnZcvRBgPc68hSZQQFm58DaryRskjYaJFWia30kw/640?wx_fmt=gif&quot;);background-repeat: no-repeat;background-size: 100%;background-position: 0px center;box-sizing: border-box !important;overflow-wrap: break-word !important;"><p data-original-title="" title="" data-num="14" style="max-width: 100%;min-height: 1em;box-sizing: border-box !important;overflow-wrap: break-word !important;"><span style="max-width: 100%;box-sizing: border-box !important;overflow-wrap: break-word !important;">12</span></p></section></section></section><section><span style="max-width: 100%;color: rgb(63, 63, 63);font-family: arial, helvetica, sans-serif;box-sizing: border-box !important;overflow-wrap: break-word !important;"><br style=""  />我曾经幼稚的以为钱可以买到友谊,买到爱情,买到任何你需要的东西。长大后,我才意识到钱真的可以买到你需要的东西,但是,<strong style="max-width: 100%;box-sizing: border-box !important;overflow-wrap: break-word !important;">我没有钱</strong>。</span></section><section><br style="max-width: 100%;box-sizing: border-box !important;overflow-wrap: break-word !important;"  /></section><section data-tools="135编辑器" data-id="89435" style=""><section style="margin-right: 8px;margin-left: 8px;max-width: 100%;text-align: center;line-height: 1.75em;box-sizing: border-box !important;overflow-wrap: break-word !important;"><section style="max-width: 100%;width: 3.5em;height: 3em;color: rgb(255, 255, 255);font-size: 1em;line-height: 3.5em;display: inline-block;background-image: url(&quot;https://mmbiz.qpic.cn/mmbiz_gif/usH55WOiaTQVmM8XnLv5MNq4gbwVRBnO9mibpNePB83gXVhmATnZcvRBgPc68hSZQQFm58DaryRskjYaJFWia30kw/640?wx_fmt=gif&quot;);background-repeat: no-repeat;background-size: 100%;background-position: 0px center;box-sizing: border-box !important;overflow-wrap: break-word !important;"><p data-original-title="" title="" data-num="15" aria-describedby="tooltip849464" style="max-width: 100%;min-height: 1em;box-sizing: border-box !important;overflow-wrap: break-word !important;"><span style="max-width: 100%;box-sizing: border-box !important;overflow-wrap: break-word !important;">13</span></p></section></section></section><section><span style="max-width: 100%;color: rgb(63, 63, 63);font-family: arial, helvetica, sans-serif;box-sizing: border-box !important;overflow-wrap: break-word !important;"><br style=""  />看到别人二十几岁就家产过亿,十亿,几十亿,我就五百万,还是像素。<br style=""  /></span></section><section><br style="max-width: 100%;box-sizing: border-box !important;overflow-wrap: break-word !important;"  /></section><section data-tools="135编辑器" data-id="89435" style=""><section style="margin-right: 8px;margin-left: 8px;max-width: 100%;text-align: center;line-height: 1.75em;box-sizing: border-box !important;overflow-wrap: break-word !important;"><section style="max-width: 100%;width: 3.5em;height: 3em;color: rgb(255, 255, 255);font-size: 1em;line-height: 3.5em;display: inline-block;background-image: url(&quot;https://mmbiz.qpic.cn/mmbiz_gif/usH55WOiaTQVmM8XnLv5MNq4gbwVRBnO9mibpNePB83gXVhmATnZcvRBgPc68hSZQQFm58DaryRskjYaJFWia30kw/640?wx_fmt=gif&quot;);background-repeat: no-repeat;background-size: 100%;background-position: 0px center;box-sizing: border-box !important;overflow-wrap: break-word !important;"><p data-original-title="" title="" data-num="16" aria-describedby="tooltip256998" style="max-width: 100%;min-height: 1em;box-sizing: border-box !important;overflow-wrap: break-word !important;"><span style="max-width: 100%;box-sizing: border-box !important;overflow-wrap: break-word !important;">14</span></p></section></section></section><section><span style="max-width: 100%;color: rgb(63, 63, 63);font-family: arial, helvetica, sans-serif;box-sizing: border-box !important;overflow-wrap: break-word !important;"><br style=""  />美人鱼是假的,至少在中国历史上肯定不存在,否则一定会有<strong style="max-width: 100%;box-sizing: border-box !important;overflow-wrap: break-word !important;">烹饪方法和口感疗效流传下来</strong>。</span></section><section><br style="max-width: 100%;box-sizing: border-box !important;overflow-wrap: break-word !important;"  /></section><section data-tools="135编辑器" data-id="89435" style=""><section style="margin-right: 8px;margin-left: 8px;max-width: 100%;text-align: center;line-height: 1.75em;box-sizing: border-box !important;overflow-wrap: break-word !important;"><section style="max-width: 100%;width: 3.5em;height: 3em;color: rgb(255, 255, 255);font-size: 1em;line-height: 3.5em;display: inline-block;background-image: url(&quot;https://mmbiz.qpic.cn/mmbiz_gif/usH55WOiaTQVmM8XnLv5MNq4gbwVRBnO9mibpNePB83gXVhmATnZcvRBgPc68hSZQQFm58DaryRskjYaJFWia30kw/640?wx_fmt=gif&quot;);background-repeat: no-repeat;background-size: 100%;background-position: 0px center;box-sizing: border-box !important;overflow-wrap: break-word !important;"><p data-original-title="" title="" data-num="19" aria-describedby="tooltip184527" style="max-width: 100%;min-height: 1em;box-sizing: border-box !important;overflow-wrap: break-word !important;"><span style="max-width: 100%;box-sizing: border-box !important;overflow-wrap: break-word !important;">15</span></p></section></section></section><section><span style="max-width: 100%;color: rgb(63, 63, 63);font-family: arial, helvetica, sans-serif;box-sizing: border-box !important;overflow-wrap: break-word !important;"><br style=""  />看到一对中学生情侣在街上手牵手,不禁回想起了中学时代的自己。当年的我,也是在街上看着一对中学生情侣在街上手牵手。<img data-ratio="0.66796875" data-type="png" data-w="auto" data-src="https://mmbiz.qpic.cn/mmbiz_png/8oCp0UkuEVxvZLUbaVMmsuYfdXTQWpT8TcSU7YowLU5RR8IULWUWe4JEHM0wj0hiauHCOuzwhOquDo7LSK5tleA/640?wx_fmt=png" style="display: inline-block;vertical-align: text-bottom;box-sizing: border-box !important;overflow-wrap: break-word !important;width: 20px !important;visibility: visible !important;"></span></section><section><br style="max-width: 100%;box-sizing: border-box !important;overflow-wrap: break-word !important;"  /></section><section data-tools="135编辑器" data-id="89435" style=""><section style="margin-right: 8px;margin-left: 8px;max-width: 100%;text-align: center;line-height: 1.75em;box-sizing: border-box !important;overflow-wrap: break-word !important;"><section style="max-width: 100%;width: 3.5em;height: 3em;color: rgb(255, 255, 255);font-size: 1em;line-height: 3.5em;display: inline-block;background-image: url(&quot;https://mmbiz.qpic.cn/mmbiz_gif/usH55WOiaTQVmM8XnLv5MNq4gbwVRBnO9mibpNePB83gXVhmATnZcvRBgPc68hSZQQFm58DaryRskjYaJFWia30kw/640?wx_fmt=gif&quot;);background-repeat: no-repeat;background-size: 100%;background-position: 0px center;box-sizing: border-box !important;overflow-wrap: break-word !important;"><p data-original-title="" title="" data-num="20" aria-describedby="tooltip716801" style="max-width: 100%;min-height: 1em;box-sizing: border-box !important;overflow-wrap: break-word !important;"><span style="max-width: 100%;box-sizing: border-box !important;overflow-wrap: break-word !important;">16</span></p></section></section></section><section><span style="max-width: 100%;color: rgb(63, 63, 63);font-family: arial, helvetica, sans-serif;box-sizing: border-box !important;overflow-wrap: break-word !important;"><br style=""  />我们无法拉伸生命的长度,但是我们可以拓展生命的宽度。我觉得这句话太有道理了!意思就是:虽然我们无法再长高了,但是我们还可以<strong style="max-width: 100%;box-sizing: border-box !important;overflow-wrap: break-word !important;">继续长胖</strong>。<br style=""  /></span></section><section><br style="max-width: 100%;box-sizing: border-box !important;overflow-wrap: break-word !important;"  /></section><section></section><p><mpcpc js_editor_cpcad="" class="js_cpc_area cpc_iframe" src="/cgi-bin/readtemplate?t=tmpl/cpc_tmpl#1628911385166" data-category_id_list="1|11|16|17|22|24|26|27|28|29|3|31|32|35|36|37|39|41|42|43|45|46|47|48|49|5|50|51|52|53|54|55|6|7|8" data-id="1628911385166"></mpcpc></p><section data-tools="135编辑器" data-id="89435" style=""><section style="margin-right: 8px;margin-left: 8px;max-width: 100%;text-align: center;line-height: 1.75em;box-sizing: border-box !important;overflow-wrap: break-word !important;"><section style="max-width: 100%;width: 3.5em;height: 3em;color: rgb(255, 255, 255);font-size: 1em;line-height: 3.5em;display: inline-block;background-image: url(&quot;https://mmbiz.qpic.cn/mmbiz_gif/usH55WOiaTQVmM8XnLv5MNq4gbwVRBnO9mibpNePB83gXVhmATnZcvRBgPc68hSZQQFm58DaryRskjYaJFWia30kw/640?wx_fmt=gif&quot;);background-repeat: no-repeat;background-size: 100%;background-position: 0px center;box-sizing: border-box !important;overflow-wrap: break-word !important;"><p data-original-title="" title="" data-num="21" aria-describedby="tooltip577934" style="max-width: 100%;min-height: 1em;box-sizing: border-box !important;overflow-wrap: break-word !important;"><span style="max-width: 100%;box-sizing: border-box !important;overflow-wrap: break-word !important;">17</span></p></section></section></section><section><span style="max-width: 100%;color: rgb(63, 63, 63);font-family: arial, helvetica, sans-serif;box-sizing: border-box !important;overflow-wrap: break-word !important;"><br style=""  />不想洗衣服怎么办。取个媳妇就可以了,如果媳妇贤惠,就给你洗衣服了;如果媳妇彪悍,<strong style="max-width: 100%;box-sizing: border-box !important;overflow-wrap: break-word !important;">你就学会洗衣服了</strong>。<img data-ratio="0.66796875" data-type="png" data-w="auto" data-src="https://mmbiz.qpic.cn/mmbiz_png/8oCp0UkuEVxvZLUbaVMmsuYfdXTQWpT87aGeglnro3ggyE5nibXZtehCEFRKIkMHn7Szl9fduPiaCiaGAMHpV89icw/640?wx_fmt=png" style="display: inline-block;vertical-align: text-bottom;box-sizing: border-box !important;overflow-wrap: break-word !important;width: 20px !important;visibility: visible !important;"></span></section><section><br style="max-width: 100%;box-sizing: border-box !important;overflow-wrap: break-word !important;"  /></section><section data-tools="135编辑器" data-id="89435" style=""><section style="margin-right: 8px;margin-left: 8px;max-width: 100%;text-align: center;line-height: 1.75em;box-sizing: border-box !important;overflow-wrap: break-word !important;"><section style="max-width: 100%;width: 3.5em;height: 3em;color: rgb(255, 255, 255);font-size: 1em;line-height: 3.5em;display: inline-block;background-image: url(&quot;https://mmbiz.qpic.cn/mmbiz_gif/usH55WOiaTQVmM8XnLv5MNq4gbwVRBnO9mibpNePB83gXVhmATnZcvRBgPc68hSZQQFm58DaryRskjYaJFWia30kw/640?wx_fmt=gif&quot;);background-repeat: no-repeat;background-size: 100%;background-position: 0px center;box-sizing: border-box !important;overflow-wrap: break-word !important;"><p data-original-title="" title="" data-num="22" aria-describedby="tooltip79683" style="max-width: 100%;min-height: 1em;box-sizing: border-box !important;overflow-wrap: break-word !important;"><span style="max-width: 100%;box-sizing: border-box !important;overflow-wrap: break-word !important;">18</span></p></section></section></section><section><span style="max-width: 100%;color: rgb(63, 63, 63);font-family: arial, helvetica, sans-serif;box-sizing: border-box !important;overflow-wrap: break-word !important;"><br style=""  />郭德纲说:女人喜欢长得坏坏的男人,不是喜欢长坏了的男人。<img data-ratio="0.66796875" data-type="png" data-w="auto" data-src="https://mmbiz.qpic.cn/mmbiz_png/8oCp0UkuEVxvZLUbaVMmsuYfdXTQWpT8Xq8QSESYagL4QEH0pRlYPQO2FJiacxjmMmwC3S1LAAiakicR8KHvmQpDQ/640?wx_fmt=png" style="display: inline-block;vertical-align: text-bottom;box-sizing: border-box !important;overflow-wrap: break-word !important;width: 20px !important;visibility: visible !important;"></span></section><section><br style="max-width: 100%;box-sizing: border-box !important;overflow-wrap: break-word !important;"  /></section><section data-tools="135编辑器" data-id="89435" style=""><section style="margin-right: 8px;margin-left: 8px;max-width: 100%;text-align: center;line-height: 1.75em;box-sizing: border-box !important;overflow-wrap: break-word !important;"><section style="max-width: 100%;width: 3.5em;height: 3em;color: rgb(255, 255, 255);font-size: 1em;line-height: 3.5em;display: inline-block;background-image: url(&quot;https://mmbiz.qpic.cn/mmbiz_gif/usH55WOiaTQVmM8XnLv5MNq4gbwVRBnO9mibpNePB83gXVhmATnZcvRBgPc68hSZQQFm58DaryRskjYaJFWia30kw/640?wx_fmt=gif&quot;);background-repeat: no-repeat;background-size: 100%;background-position: 0px center;box-sizing: border-box !important;overflow-wrap: break-word !important;"><p data-original-title="" title="" data-num="23" aria-describedby="tooltip770743" style="max-width: 100%;min-height: 1em;box-sizing: border-box !important;overflow-wrap: break-word !important;"><span style="max-width: 100%;box-sizing: border-box !important;overflow-wrap: break-word !important;">19</span></p></section></section></section><section><span style="max-width: 100%;color: rgb(63, 63, 63);font-family: arial, helvetica, sans-serif;box-sizing: border-box !important;overflow-wrap: break-word !important;"><br style=""  />以前认为穷不过三代的意思是,穷到三代以后就不会再穷了,长大后才知道穷到第三代已经穷的连媳妇都娶不到了,也就没有第四代了。<img data-ratio="0.66796875" data-type="png" data-w="auto" data-src="https://mmbiz.qpic.cn/mmbiz_png/8oCp0UkuEVxvZLUbaVMmsuYfdXTQWpT8WdG89BsbxAPPUHyGpF2XXIaYPANsU83ic4Q8NyCZu7sreWZLnADia7hA/640?wx_fmt=png" style="display: inline-block;vertical-align: text-bottom;box-sizing: border-box !important;overflow-wrap: break-word !important;width: 20px !important;visibility: visible !important;"></span></section><section><br style="max-width: 100%;box-sizing: border-box !important;overflow-wrap: break-word !important;"  /></section><section data-tools="135编辑器" data-id="89435" style=""><section style="margin-right: 8px;margin-left: 8px;max-width: 100%;text-align: center;line-height: 1.75em;box-sizing: border-box !important;overflow-wrap: break-word !important;"><section style="max-width: 100%;width: 3.5em;height: 3em;color: rgb(255, 255, 255);font-size: 1em;line-height: 3.5em;display: inline-block;background-image: url(&quot;https://mmbiz.qpic.cn/mmbiz_gif/usH55WOiaTQVmM8XnLv5MNq4gbwVRBnO9mibpNePB83gXVhmATnZcvRBgPc68hSZQQFm58DaryRskjYaJFWia30kw/640?wx_fmt=gif&quot;);background-repeat: no-repeat;background-size: 100%;background-position: 0px center;box-sizing: border-box !important;overflow-wrap: break-word !important;"><p data-original-title="" title="" data-num="24" style="max-width: 100%;min-height: 1em;box-sizing: border-box !important;overflow-wrap: break-word !important;"><span style="max-width: 100%;box-sizing: border-box !important;overflow-wrap: break-word !important;">20</span></p></section></section></section><section><span style="max-width: 100%;color: rgb(63, 63, 63);font-family: arial, helvetica, sans-serif;box-sizing: border-box !important;overflow-wrap: break-word !important;"><br style=""  />冯巩说:姑娘们梦中都想找一匹白马,睁开眼发现满世界都是灰不溜秋的驴,悲痛欲绝后,只能从驴群中挑个身强力壮的,这样的驴就被命名为:<strong style="max-width: 100%;box-sizing: border-box !important;overflow-wrap: break-word !important;">经济适用男</strong>。<img data-ratio="0.66796875" data-type="png" data-w="auto" data-src="https://mmbiz.qpic.cn/mmbiz_png/8oCp0UkuEVxvZLUbaVMmsuYfdXTQWpT87aGeglnro3ggyE5nibXZtehCEFRKIkMHn7Szl9fduPiaCiaGAMHpV89icw/640?wx_fmt=png" style="display: inline-block;vertical-align: text-bottom;box-sizing: border-box !important;overflow-wrap: break-word !important;width: 20px !important;visibility: visible !important;"></span></section><section><br style="max-width: 100%;box-sizing: border-box !important;overflow-wrap: break-word !important;"  /></section><section data-tools="135编辑器" data-id="89435" style=""><section style="margin-right: 8px;margin-left: 8px;max-width: 100%;text-align: center;line-height: 1.75em;box-sizing: border-box !important;overflow-wrap: break-word !important;"><section style="max-width: 100%;width: 3.5em;height: 3em;color: rgb(255, 255, 255);font-size: 1em;line-height: 3.5em;display: inline-block;background-image: url(&quot;https://mmbiz.qpic.cn/mmbiz_gif/usH55WOiaTQVmM8XnLv5MNq4gbwVRBnO9mibpNePB83gXVhmATnZcvRBgPc68hSZQQFm58DaryRskjYaJFWia30kw/640?wx_fmt=gif&quot;);background-repeat: no-repeat;background-size: 100%;background-position: 0px center;box-sizing: border-box !important;overflow-wrap: break-word !important;"><p data-original-title="" title="" data-num="25" aria-describedby="tooltip405512" style="max-width: 100%;min-height: 1em;box-sizing: border-box !important;overflow-wrap: break-word !important;"><span style="max-width: 100%;box-sizing: border-box !important;overflow-wrap: break-word !important;">21</span></p></section></section></section><section><span style="max-width: 100%;font-family: arial, helvetica, sans-serif;font-size: 10px;color: rgb(255, 255, 255);box-sizing: border-box !important;overflow-wrap: break-word !important;">.....................................................................................................................................</span><span style="max-width: 100%;color: rgb(63, 63, 63);font-family: arial, helvetica, sans-serif;box-sizing: border-box !important;overflow-wrap: break-word !important;"><br style=""  />下半年,当你觉得自己什么都没有,生无可恋的时候。照照镜子,亲爱的你还有肉啊!<img data-ratio="0.66796875" data-type="png" data-w="auto" data-src="https://mmbiz.qpic.cn/mmbiz_png/8oCp0UkuEVxvZLUbaVMmsuYfdXTQWpT8Sm8f6vW5ibvM9um0JC0dTPic2pCZzG3NbAhvVay8UgzBktwpQGicgCRibw/640?wx_fmt=png" style="display: inline-block;vertical-align: text-bottom;box-sizing: border-box !important;overflow-wrap: break-word !important;width: 20px !important;visibility: visible !important;"></span></section>


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